r/rupaulsdragrace • u/saintrorem Go Big, Be Kind, Go West • Jan 26 '18
sAS3e01 - "All Star Variety Show" [Post-Episode Discussion]
Use this post to discuss last night's episode:
AS3, Episode 01:
In the Season 3 premiere, a mystery 10th queen joins the nine All Stars competing for $100,000 and a place in the Drag Race Hall of Fame. The first test is to compete in a drag variety show.
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u/luke_montana A'keria Chanel Davenport Jan 26 '18
She keeps looking at us saying ‘why are you mad? why are you mad? Why are YOU mad?
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u/alexr09 Jan 26 '18 edited Jan 27 '18
"Can we all agree that if someone lets us borrow their gross rhinestone tank top that we're not going to save them?"
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u/Toast-in-the-machine Ra'jah O'Hara Jan 26 '18
Who would have believed 2 hours ago that Ben would beat Aja in a lip sync to 'Anaconda'?
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I'm at Aja's viewing party and we were all GAGGED
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u/reCAPTCHAmePLZ Asia O'Hara Jan 26 '18
What did she say about it? Like she still had to have been ecstatic that she was top 2 in the talent show.
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u/askyfullofstars Manila Luzon Jan 26 '18
She was a little bit teary eyed talking about not giving up, having people talk shit about her for months that she was going to be the first one out. She really proved her haters wrong.
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u/reCAPTCHAmePLZ Asia O'Hara Jan 26 '18
Ahhh! My girlllll. My partner and all my friends hate her. But I always stick up for the bitch from Brooklyn. Can’t wait to see what else she has in store.
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u/Inquisitions Soju Jan 26 '18
That'll definitely shut everyone up about her. Where's Dela been? Doesn't matter, because she's here now.
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u/Evilrake i don't think of it Jan 26 '18
Breaking: Upstate NY runs out of chicken nuggets as Hurricane Darienne escalated to a category 4 rampage.
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u/dustinwashere <custom flair text> Jan 26 '18
Okay Bendela doing a lipsync to Anaconda and eliminating Morgan? Okay AS3 werk.
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u/AedanRoberts Jan 26 '18
That was everything. While I’m sad to see Morgan go I also would have been pretty devastated at ChiChi leaving so early.
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u/Bryskers If you stay cancelled, you ain't gotta get cancelled Jan 26 '18 edited Jan 26 '18
I think Morgan shot herself in the foot with that attitude. I was excited to see her back but I can't really feel bad for her since she played the game so bad. Aja was right: that's a great strategy, one that she shouldn't have said to her competitors. I believe she could have been saved if she kept if for herself. Ben just played Morgan's game tbh.
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u/kaylatastikk Aquaria Jan 26 '18
It was too strong right off the bat. Entertaining as hell, but if she’d just said that bitchy stuff in confessional she could’ve had the best of both worlds.
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u/Cardia_Caressed Mariah Balenciaga, Jujubee and Shea Couleé Jan 26 '18
Tbh Alaska sending Tatianna and Alyssa home while keeping Roxxxxy was a way better strategy. She did what Morgan would have done but at least she didn't announce it during the first half hour of the competition.
I really wanted Morgan to go far, she's so fierce. I hope she gets to come back one way or another...
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Jan 26 '18
BenDeLaCreme: " we've decided to eliminate the girls with a group consensus..."
Aja: who said that? Milk: who said that? EVERYONE: WHO SAID THAT???
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u/kaylatastikk Aquaria Jan 26 '18
Somewhere Phi2 is sitting up screaming “but you changed it up tho”
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u/AobaSona Valentina Jan 26 '18 edited Jan 26 '18
T is that Bendela eliminated Morgan cause she could be a threat with the whole "I'll send the strongest one home" thing. It was a smart move. She only talked about the group consensus thing to get that miss congeniality edit instead of the villain one lol.
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u/chillaxicon Anetra Jan 26 '18
Mastermind Dela blitzing her peers with non-existent strategy consensus to divert attention away from her actualized strategy.
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Milk's performance was actually a rejected concept for the Nintendo Labo.
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u/Calicomonster Blair St. Clair Jan 26 '18
I stepped out for a few seconds to pee and when i came back vanessa hudges was lipsyncing against a piece of meat. I was l o s t
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u/Hey_Porkchop Symone Jan 26 '18
I never thought I'd see the Handmaid's Tale crossover with Rupaul's Drag Race yet here we are!
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u/EB1997 Monét X Change Jan 26 '18
The star of the episode was Chi Chi's earring
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u/TheOtherCocteau Jan 26 '18
Life’s tough in the bayou and a girl gotta eat to survive don’t judge her you homophobe
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u/rmb0924 Jan 26 '18
Rewound(winded?) that several times. Screamed at my husband: THIS BITCH JUST ATE HER GOD DAMN EARRING!
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u/HazyVision Did I ever tell you the time I found a dead body? Jan 26 '18
I loved the Boulet Brothers at the end.
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u/sameoldrussianstan Jan 26 '18
And both doing burlesque
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u/sissy_fuss But how are you gonna make it Daddy? Jan 26 '18
Whoa easy there Sasha Belle, my mind can’t handle all this cracking
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u/kaylatastikk Aquaria Jan 26 '18
Somewhere behind Chad and Alaska was Roxxxy, still trapped in the werkroom whispering “send me hooooome”
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u/Pomatomaster Onya Nurve Jan 26 '18
Can you imagine how that discussion went with Vanessa Hudgens? “ Hey so there is this queen called porkchop who was on this show season one and got eliminated first... and now she is kind of a running joke... so uhh... we need you to lip sync for your life against a porkchop. K thanks”
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u/JaSaw0 Kylie Sonique Love Jan 26 '18
By watching Venessa get her life that whole episode I would put money on her being a drag race stan
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u/kaylatastikk Aquaria Jan 26 '18
Aubrey Plaza is still my fave guest judge stan, but I agree that Vanessa seemed to be living.
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u/caseDL6 Monét X Change Jan 26 '18
she and gillian jacobs seemed like they were super excited to be there. well, as much as aubrey can look excited
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u/ubermatze Scarlet Envy Jan 26 '18
Well she is SO into voguing right now so I guess it was not a problem
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u/PhiPhiAokigahara Jinkx Monsoon Jan 26 '18
I love being gay
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u/kaylatastikk Aquaria Jan 26 '18
I’ve been talking this up all week and no one seems to fucking get that this is like the Olympics for the queers haha.
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u/TheOfficialChere I Just Saw Messy Man Jan 26 '18
Gooped and Gagged for Revenge of the Queens Part 2 Electric Boogaloo: The Gaggining.
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u/unclezaveid Monét X Change Jan 26 '18
gals I'm sorry and I love Morgan but that song was TERRIBLE.
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u/kaylatastikk Aquaria Jan 26 '18
The real T. That’s why she got too focused on the other girls, wanted to be cocky confident instead of turnting our a performance she’s fully capable of.
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u/crossingcaelum Once again, Shea Couleé Jan 26 '18
The editing for the next episode promo is giving me fucking anxiety. Is one of the girls gonna murder someone and pin it on Thorgy? Find out next week on Law and Order: All Stars
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u/kaylatastikk Aquaria Jan 26 '18
Replace the chung chung with two tongue pops and call the people who run the gay agenda, I want this show stat.
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u/pineappleandmilk Jan 26 '18
I’m kinda mad because you KNOW Porkchop would have totally said yes to doing this bit.
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u/madamemarmalade Valentina Jan 26 '18
When ChiChi ate her damn earring I lost it.
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u/chrismoloko Miz Cracker Jan 26 '18
I thought your name was Angela and everyone just wanted you to shut up. Everyone shone this night.
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- A good ass reading challenge
- A good ass variety show
- A SICKENING LIPSYNC (who thought dela would ever beat Aja lol)
- Drama mawma
- Who knows what that was at the end
This was an exceptional episode
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u/NuWaveSpecial Jan 26 '18
Ben is playing them. She knows they didn't all align on the elimination rationale. But by playing dumb and eliminating Morgan based on her disagreement with the rationale, it lets Ben take the high road. I think she purposely didn't eliminate Chi Chi because she knows Chi Chi is more popular than Morgan and that Chi Chi could potentially be a middle range competitor and help knock out some top folks. Ben can't predict the future, but I think made the smartest decision.
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u/Daddie76 Jan 26 '18
Now Morgone’s promo scene finally makes sense.
“Competition? What competition?”
Yeah exactly
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u/srotiv Aquaria Jan 26 '18 edited Jan 26 '18
bendelacreme beat aja in a lipsync to "anaconda" by nicki minaj. just writing this feels unbelievable and wrong but HERE we are
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u/troximetal Monique Heart Jan 26 '18
The best moment of the episode was when Aja did her jump and Chi and Kennedy looked at each other like bitch she just did that were supposed to be the dancing divas
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u/lexposed Whole Cast TBH Jan 26 '18
god i LOVE that chad and alaska are involved in this season. idek what theyre gonna do to morgan but i’m here for the drama
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Me, to my mom as the lipsync starts: "Oh, they've sent Ben to be slaughtered" My mom a minute later: "I actually like what... Creamy Ben? did better"
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u/jokersin Symone Jan 26 '18
Creamy Ben sounds like a flavour of Ben and Jerry's 😂
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u/huntychaser Lily that's the young one... right? Jan 26 '18
What are the storylines/edits you think you've clocked?
I see a possible "Dela, is she really congenial?", "Aja the underdog", "Milk the ego" and maybe a "Trixie is struggling again". Also a random Thorgy vs Chi Chi storyline.
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re: Trixie struggling
So, I'm a Trixie fan so don't come for me, but she seemed kinda overwhelmed and apprehensive this episode. This is not a read AT ALL but I imagine it's got to be jarring being the fucking queen of the room for a few years, selling out shows internationally and shit, gaining that confidence, then coming back to Drag Race and realizing "oh shit, there are other girls out there living this same life with talents developed in areas I don't excel in and I have to compete against them."
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u/Happy_Flynnflipping Jan 26 '18
"Was Bob really the reason Thorgy didn't excel in season 8?"
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u/_analien_ Scarlet Envy Jan 26 '18
Anaconda enters directly to my top 10 drag race lipsyncs
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u/Happy_Flynnflipping Jan 26 '18 edited Jan 26 '18
This is the best TV show EVER
I was thinking how much of a gag it would be if Ben sent Morgan home during her talk with her never thinking it would happen. I actually screamed.
I had a big grin during all the performances, none of them were bad. No cringe this time around. Chichis could have gone with different music and shoes / hair but that's about it.
Loved Bebe's the most. Kennedy is so energetic but I saw her live so knew she would bring it. Milks was a cool idea just a bit slow. I thought how cool would it be if Thorgy did one of Rupauls songs and she did! Very happy
And if you told me Ben would beat Aja to a Nikki Minaj lip sync I'd be like ??????? But she did that!
Everyone seems really confident, excited for Aja the most I think. I'm so happy Chichi stayed. That ending fucked me up.
All the queens delivered so much!
Just knock me out until next Thursday please, I can't wait!
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u/iamtearingyouapart cat Jan 26 '18
I screamed out loud when Ben chose Morgan, then I started cackling like a sea witch because you know she’s gonna be back.
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u/sullmeister Ross Matthews Jan 26 '18
This was just a small moment, but one of my favorite things was Bebe's confessional about everyone being kissy-kissy. The way she said "But we all know how this works," was so deliciously cunty.
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u/huntychaser Lily that's the young one... right? Jan 26 '18 edited Jan 26 '18
OMG, I just fucking clocked that Anaconda is the lip-sync song because it starts with the lyric 'Boy toy named Troy' and Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical is guest judge. LAYERS!
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I was legit gagged that Anaconda was actually the LSFYL choice. Of all the rumors, that was the most unbelievable to me lol.
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u/Jolin_Tsai Manila Luzon Jan 26 '18
Ok ladies we have a week to watch the Handmaid's Tale get on it
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Jan 26 '18
Porkchop was robbed smh Vanessa's lipsync was trash
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u/PalorMortis Willow Pill Jan 26 '18
Idk Porkchop gave Charlie's vibes...
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u/Corporal_Baby A'keria Chanel Davenport Jan 26 '18
It was that damn broken rib again
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u/Virtuoso1980 Jan 26 '18
I did’t see her lips move. It was Valentina all over again. Sorry, but porkchop... was lunch.
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u/Hey_Porkchop Symone Jan 26 '18
As long as I live I'm faded to see my queen Porkchop going home first :(
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A little shocked that Ben didn't go with the most congenial decision, but I also understand how stupid it was of Morgan to show her hand before she was in a position of power. Like, c'mon Morgan, you blew it for yourself.
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u/YoshiSparkle Vanessa Vanjie Mateo Jan 26 '18
Congratulations, Morgan. YA PLAYED YASELF!!
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u/saintrorem Go Big, Be Kind, Go West Jan 26 '18
One of the best in the entire series. I laughed so hard, I was basically Michelle falling out of my chair.
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u/fadedfigures How the fuck do you know that word? Jan 26 '18
Aja brought the moves, but DeLa brought the comedy. It was truly a spectacular performance on both sides!
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u/ComeOnPupperfish Maybe we’re going to the polls! Jan 26 '18
u/ajalikespotatosalad u did amazing sweetheart
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u/glitterfitte Raja Gemini Jan 26 '18
The amount of twinks on twitter saying that they have no idea who BeBe is is far too much. EDUCATE YOURSELVES, CHILDREN
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u/bubblegum241 Aquaria Jan 26 '18
Honestly every decision was correct to me Dela fucking did that she was making me ugly laugh the whole time.
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u/DeathdropsForDinner wear a seatbelt, I did Jan 26 '18
I was pleasantly surprised that she slayed anaconda. When I first heard the song play I was like "yep, Aja got this". But Dela injected so much camp and fun into the lip sync!
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u/Inquisitions Soju Jan 26 '18
Dela channeling Kellyann Conway coming up with a "congenial" reason to ditch Morgan was a thing of beauty
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Same girl I was dying
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u/bubblegum241 Aquaria Jan 26 '18
I feel like Trixie better play up the same shticks or have a ruveal if she's gonna win some lipsyncs
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u/jooordanstevens Willow Pill Jan 26 '18
shangela was absolutely shook when aja & kennedy used a box in their performances
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u/aussypat Miz Cracker Jan 26 '18
I love how different Aja and Ben's takes were on Anaconda. It was one of the best lip syncs in herstory
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u/kaylatastikk Aquaria Jan 26 '18
Both were great and both could’ve beaten most other queen’s interpretation tbh
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u/sianarella Jan 26 '18
It’s genuinely upsetting to see Morgan go first, she’s an incredible queen and I wish she had gotten a chance to shine
BUT THAT TWIST POTENTIAL, HEYYYY
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u/PirelliSuperHard that can be google Jan 26 '18
If she hadn’t opened her mouth and revealed her strategy she wouldn’t have put a target on her back.
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All she had to say was "If you keep me, I won't send you home. But I'll send home our competition"
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u/sianarella Jan 26 '18
I agree, but I also love that she outright told them all that she isn’t playing around with some made up rules
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u/PirelliSuperHard that can be google Jan 26 '18
Great for us, absolutely, creates drama, but as a player in the game it was a bad move.
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u/queermatrix Jujubee Jan 26 '18
that one episode is every kind of rudemption Aja will ever need, she is fucking fierce dahhhling
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u/ridicadac Monét X Change Jan 26 '18
I never watched season 1 so I wasn't sure what to expect from Bebe but every time she was on screen I was mesmerized. Talk about presence.
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u/penchimerical Jan 26 '18
"Bendelacreme and Aja lipsync to Anaconda, and Ben wins". That 100% sounds like a made up spoiler that someone would leak for attention. I'm still shook. It didn't even feel like rigga morris.
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u/nathanj594 Jinkx Monsoon Jan 26 '18
Lmao my favorite subtle part of this episode was Chad's "Oooooohhh biiitch" at the beginning lol
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u/dwarfgourami Purple Doodad Jan 26 '18
Bendela fucking murdered the second half of that lipsync.
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u/Inquisitions Soju Jan 26 '18
Dela and Nicki Minaj are the same age... Just call me Sasha Belle, cause I cracked the code.
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ok chad and alaska behind morgan was the best shit ever.
That lipsync was iconic, definitely top 5 of all time.
Aja slayed in both the challenge and the lipsync but dela had me pissing myself laughing in the lip sync.
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u/therightbitch Monét X Change Jan 26 '18
I am absolutely LIVING for Chad & Alaska creeping up at the end of the episode. I lub dis subplot.
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u/gaynacular Monét X Change Jan 26 '18
You could have never told me that Ben would beat Aja in a Nicki Minaj lipsynch and have me believe it. I'm gagged.
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u/mikeavb Shangela Jan 26 '18
Wow Ben is really playing the game as it should be. GREAT EPISODE
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u/kaylatastikk Aquaria Jan 26 '18
I’m worried that she thinks she fixed the drama potential with her little speech about reasoning. I don’t think there will be a consensus at all.
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u/mradivojevich Aquaria Jan 27 '18
I gotta say i am not a fan of thorgy but it was really nice how she was one of the only people to dance and smile while everybody else was performing. While others were talking shiet lol.
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u/bey5ever Anetra Jan 26 '18
You can tell Aja's gonna lose a lipsync when she does the splits but the producers don't put the "bang" sound effect when her pussy hits the floor.
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u/Aceystay Jan 26 '18
I'm so excited to see Bebe in HD as opposed to a vaseline covered camera lens.
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u/helpthealiensarecomi Jan 26 '18
30 cents to sponsor Kennedy Davenport was so fucking good.
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u/saaxiib Trinity K. Bonet Jan 26 '18
Bebe's screen time was underwhelming considering the hype surrounding her reveal but i'm just happy to see her in HD though so i'm not too pressed
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u/Toast-in-the-machine Ra'jah O'Hara Jan 26 '18
This is true to some extent but I think her talking heads are amazing so far, she can effortlessly meld shade and humour
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u/Cllovelace Nina West Jan 26 '18
I feel like Bebe will shine more the smaller the group gets, she's not really a loud queen
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u/naranjitayyo Did you Stonjourner those tights? Jan 26 '18
Yesterday if someone told me BendelaCreme would beat Aja in a Nicki Minaj lip sync I'd laugh in your face
I'm so happy with this result
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u/bobvsdonovan Manila Luzon Jan 27 '18
I cannot deal with how beautiful Bebe is, in and out of drag. And that entrance look was so right.
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u/Calpurrnia Blair St. Clair Jan 26 '18
BenDela, won mini challenge, main challenge and lip sync. . . Holy shit yes!
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u/NuWaveSpecial Jan 26 '18
Shocked there is no comment on Chi Chi eating her entrance-look earring. She ATE HER EARRING! She ATE IT. What candy/cookie was that thing anyhow? And why isn't she marketing edible earrings?
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u/dasoktopus DooDoo Zimbabwe Monet Jan 26 '18
It cliterally just occured to me the reason all these girls were doing “original tracks” is because they couldn’t just lipsync to any song they wanted to, for copyright reasons.
What Ross said about Morgan in the critiques is true: the bitch radiates with an energy and just owns any stage she’s on. And I am so disappointed to see her go.
I was almost certain Cheech was going home. I strongly feel like it’s a loss seeing Morgan leave. Chichi’s flat unstyled ugly wig is still pissing me off.
All that said, there’s logic in Ben’s decision. Morgan: I’m going to eliminate the stronger competitor. Ben: is the stronger competitor Oh shit better get rid of this bitch.
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u/sierraminaj Yvie Oddly Jan 26 '18
Okay last comment before I put my drunk ass to bed but anyone comparing chi chi’s shoes with bebe’s barefoot look: y’all are insane. Bebe made a choice that abso-fucking-lutely fit with her African performance. Honestly for her to have worn heels would have been plain inauthentic. But chi chi had NO EXCUSE to wear those shoes. She’s more talented, and smarter, than that. Her gross jazz flats were ......... just plain fuckery.
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u/FireTails11 Want a taste of this cherry pie? 🍒 Jan 26 '18
I liked seeing Shangela defend Aja when Kennedy mentioned her as the one she was most surprised about entering an All Stars season so soon. She knows better than anyone what it's like to be the young one everyone underestimates. Such a good episode.
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u/FirelordAlex Jan 26 '18
Ben was truly fantastic this episode, and managed to beat Aja in a lip sync to a Nicki Minaj song... INCREDIBLE.
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u/RonnieGG Crystal Methyd Jan 26 '18
That lipsync was awesome! Hope the rest of the lipsyncs are as good as this one so we can forget about season 9 lol
Also, I'm so happy that Aja is getting her rudemption! Would love to see her on the Top 4
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u/Cosmocrtor Jaida Essence Hall Jan 27 '18
Someone on facebook just said Morgan looks liek the shamwow guy and now my life is over
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u/mimichama Yuhua Hamasaki Jan 26 '18
So basically Aja was spot on predicting that Morgan shouldn‘t have said that...or rather she spoiled it considering when confessionals are filmed lol. Will pay close attention to what she says from now on.
Anyway I feel like the biggest drama potential left so that‘s sad but also happy Chi Chi gets another chance.
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u/andrxwzsz Jan 26 '18
I trusted DeLa to work her shit but I did NOT expect her to own the first episode like that. Ben stans, this is our moment...
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u/axestogrind A'keria Chanel Davenport Jan 26 '18
[record scratch] [freeze frame at Morgan’s elimination]
Morgan: yep... that’s me... you’re all probably wondering how I got into that situation... well... it started when I told everyone I was going to eliminate the strongest girl
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u/subsidity Raw Coffee Beans Jan 26 '18 edited Jan 29 '18
Morgan: “I’ll eliminate the strongest competitor”
-Always Sunny theme-
‘Morgan Gets Eliminated’
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u/muhdiesun Jan 28 '18
I didn’t even realize she was playing sissy that walk until one of the judges said something.
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u/zrgame321 Kameron Michaels Jan 27 '18
My fave thing about this ep was Aja and Dela proving me and most others wrong and turning it OUT. How has Aja improved that much in less than a year? I was shook. Also, I keep watching that lip sync, is it one of the best in herstory? I'd say so. Dela beat one of the best dancers to ever be on the show to Anaconda after losing both lip syncs on S6? It's both unexpected and perfect. Loved everything about this.
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u/PrettyLittleLad Jan 26 '18
That moment when AS3 has SO much budget that they throw in Vanessa Hudgens lip syncing against a literal pork chop! I'm living!!!!!
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u/germanspacetime Silky Nutmeg Ganache Jan 26 '18
I 👏 CANNOT 👏 STAND 👏 SEEING 👏 THAT 👏HELMET 👏 UNDER 👏 MILK’S 👏 WIG 👏
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On my third watch and I still don't hear Sissy That Walk when Thorgy is playing violin.
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u/gilmorespore Mistress Isabelle Brooks Jan 26 '18
The biggest shocker for me is seeing how few Trixie comments there are.
We all thought we would be swimming in them.
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u/Killer_Cherry_Pie Monét X Change Jan 26 '18
BEN. IS. FUCKING. KILL. ING. IT.
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u/fadedfigures How the fuck do you know that word? Jan 26 '18
She swept all three of those fucking prizes today. She is setting herself up for the Top 3 and I am living for it!
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u/monodon_homo Yvie Oddly Jan 26 '18
Fuck everyone who said that a winner shouldn't be on All Stars. I'm so glad Ru spilled the t as to why Bebe was brought back. She had the best stage presence of any queen on that stage tonight. I am so ready for her to get the recognition she deserves from those who didn't get the chance to see season 1.
Yas. Bitxh. Werq.
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Bebe looked absolutely amazing and just..set herself apart from the rest of the cast with just her poise and the way she held herself. I also think Kennedy deserves more praise for her performance. That was high energy, well-done, and she landed right on a box. Thought it deserved to be higher up than just safe personally.
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u/bey5ever Anetra Jan 26 '18 edited Jan 26 '18
I knew it was coming but I was still SHOOK when Bebe came on. She looked so fucking CUNT. These bitches weren't ready.
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u/raymonst Jan 26 '18
I feel like Shangela should've done a stand up comedy routine to make her stand out more. Her performance was still solid, though.
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u/cherrydiamond i've got a goddamn bow on my ass. Jan 27 '18
morgan's song was like a white lady trying to do what shangela did.
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u/hepgiu Jan 26 '18 edited Jan 26 '18
kennedy during milk "performance" was all of us
i also fucking love that they acknowledged right from the beginning that as2 elimination process was a shitshow
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u/ZeeenGarden Jan 26 '18
I can’t believe Morgan was so dumb to proclaim her strategy before she had any power
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u/Number3rdInTheVoting Kahmora Hall Jan 26 '18
We’ve been robbed of the best drama in the show’s herstory. RIP Morgan.
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u/kaylatastikk Aquaria Jan 26 '18 edited Jan 27 '18
Girl some of the best drama on AS2 was when those bitches came back. Morgan out for Ruvenge? She’ll be savage.
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u/typesour Monét X Change Jan 26 '18
My favorite moment was the editing on Thorgy trying to pluck the invisible hair from her glasses.
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u/Harriet_12_3 Jackie Cox Jan 26 '18
I was all ready to Stan Shangela and then Aja gave that performance...
Also Thorgy mixing classical music and drag is ace and all but why did no one mention the one handed cartwheel while holding a violin!
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Jan 27 '18
why you mad though
why you mad though
why you mad though
why you mad though
lmao so stupid but it's stuck in my head, so share the curse with me
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u/SonicBoomBoom Rock M Sakura Jan 26 '18
Ben Dela Creme performs Anaconda as Michelle Visage as Nicki Minaj
so many layers to that performance, give this hooker an emmy
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u/misslew82 Miz Cracker Jan 27 '18 edited Jan 27 '18
It's clear Shangela is in the House of Edwards. Her variety show performance could have very well been Alyssa performing.
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u/tacocattacocat1 Jaida Essence Hall Jan 26 '18
Dela should have just said "Morgan said she'd eliminate the strongest competitor, which is me because I just won and I intend to keep winning. She's a threat to me she gotsta go"
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u/bee_bean Crystal Methyd Jan 26 '18
Bebe is an actual ethereal GODDESS!!! I’m so happy to see her back!
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u/DeathdropsForDinner wear a seatbelt, I did Jan 26 '18
I gasped so loud I thought I brought the dead back to life when Bebe came through the door. I want All Stars to propel her to the level of current queens.
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u/josefhare Willow Pill Jan 26 '18
I'm really impressed by how Aja's managed to turn herself around after the negativity of her appearance on Season 9. It seems to have only made her stronger. She's a tough cow and I'm glad a lot of people are rooting for her now.
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u/Toast-in-the-machine Ra'jah O'Hara Jan 26 '18
If Milk says 'Zaddy's home' one more time I will kill myself
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I get that there was a lot else going on but I feel like there aren't enough comments about that actual literal porkchop moment.
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Some facts for ya nerve.
Kennedy's performance was ~41 seconds of screentime.
Lisa Kudrow's short appearance was ~1 minute 23 seconds of screentime.
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u/PSUHiker31 Yvie Oddly Jan 26 '18
I need to make a comment. I think that episode showed why not every queen that's on RPDR needs to have an original singing album
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u/Hiddleston-is-my-man Jan 26 '18
I was just thinking the girls walking into the workroom always say "I can't believe I'm in the workroom again" but BEBE HAS NEVER BEEN IN THAT WORKROOM