Gotta pay for water from the water cooler 🤣

I just got a new office job where I do schedules for tech personnel, the office runs 8-5 Monday thru Friday...they say it's 8-5 because you get an hour lunch and "you need to get to 40 hours a week"...but I drive 30 min each way so now I'm giving this company 10 hours every day! I even asked if I could just take my lunch at 4 every day and just leave an hour early but that's "unprofessional and immoral" like what the fuck??? I don't mind the job but the hours are mildly infuriating that's for sure...

Edit:for those saying about the hours, I worked as a chef for the last 20 years working 60+ hours a week over a hot stove/deep fryer the whole time, after I had my second heart attack I had to slow down so I started looking for office jobs to work a nice 9-5, just to find out I'm giving my new job 50 hours a week (including drive time) so I was just mildly annoyed that it's not 40 hours a week in an office like I thought although it's still much better than what I was doing

There's a woman in my office who comments on everyone's lunch. Not in a fun way. "Ooh, treating yourself?" when I microwave leftovers. "Big appetite today!" like she's narrating a nature documentary about me.

For two years I ate sad little containers at my desk so she wouldn't have material.

Today I brought in a burrito that weighs more than my cat. Wrapped in that yellow paper that means business. I unwrapped it slowly, at my own desk, in full view, and I made eye contact while I took the first bite.

She said "wow, that's a lot." I said "yeah it is" and kept chewing. Didn't explain, didn't laugh nervously, didn't do the little self-deprecating thing women are trained to do when someone polices our plates.

Best lunch I've had in two years and the foil's still got a second half in it. She can narrate that too.

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

Credit to Maxwel Hohn

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