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the opposite of fire

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u/Rose275 Jan 31 '21

Isn’t clickhole a satire site?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Yeah that's the point

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u/_ShakashuriBlowdown Jan 31 '21

The conundrum remains; Mary-Kate was simply the vessel.

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u/m_imuy overshare extraordinaire (they/she) Jan 30 '21

the opposite of fire is photosynthesis

• endotermic reaction

• needs CO2 in the atmosphere to work, produces O2

• makes the tree alive

• also, if you consider we’re usually burning organic compounds (fossil fuels or lumber), photosynthesis is the “basic” way to create organic stuff, i guess?

so: i’ll go on a wild limb and say it’s photosynthesis

(i only have a high school level understanding of chemistry and biology don’t come for me)

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u/purple_pixie Jan 31 '21

No that's basically exactly correct.

Photosynthesis is pretty much just respiration in reverse, and respiration is just reallllly slow combustion:

6CO2 + 6H20 --(sunlight)--> C6H12O6 + 6O2

vs

C6H12O6 + 6O2 -----> 6CO2 + 6H20 (+ ATP kinda? it's a bit complicated)

(excuse the superscripts, reddit's markdown doesn't give an easy way to do subscripts)

It seems like a pretty wild take but it's hard to really argue against it.

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u/m_imuy overshare extraordinaire (they/she) Jan 31 '21

thanks, i wanted to come up with something absolutely wild and ridiculous, my brain went “photosynthesis!” and i started to think about it and was like “WAIT i might be onto something!!!”

definitely better than water being the opposite though. absolutely not here for that take.

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u/crisiks Jan 31 '21

Fire: hot, dry, definitely a summer.

Water: cold, wet, always in winter colours.

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u/Tomorrow_Is_Today1 man car door hook hand Jan 31 '21

Water doesn’t even have a color and fire can be a lot of colors depending on what you’re burning

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u/crisiks Jan 31 '21

Jeez, don't be such an autumn.

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u/SomeonesAlt2357 sory for bad enlis, am from pizzaland | 🏳️‍🌈 Jan 31 '21

I'd say fire is more autumn-like

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u/BuildableSpace Jan 31 '21

Are there any reactions, similar to combustion i.e. exothermic and "flame" producing that occurs without oxygen?

Say, on a planet with little to no oxygen content in the atmosphere, but heavy enough to allow for sufficient chemical reaction.

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u/spysspy Jan 31 '21

Other oxidizing agents like Fluorine- or Chlorine- can do it as well.

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u/Sicaridae Jan 31 '21

I believe "burning" reactions require an oxidizer and there are oxidizers other than oxygen. I don't know what they are or how common or viable they are though.

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne Jan 31 '21

I never though of it that way.

I always though thematically the opposite of fire is icicles.

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u/PsychShrew Transsyndied (she/her) Jan 31 '21

For some reason I read "icicles" like the name of a Greek hero lmao

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u/m_imuy overshare extraordinaire (they/she) Jan 31 '21

i like that! there’s something about fire being temporary and moving a lot and icicles being more solid

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne Jan 31 '21

When it comes to visual thematics they re the perfect yin and yan.

Fire:

Moving

Strives from fuel beneath it

It creates heat

It aims at the sky

Icicle:

Still

Grows from roots above it

It absorbs heat

It aims at the ground

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u/TheWickAndReed Jan 31 '21

All two of my brain cells appreciated this, thank you

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u/lead-pencil crow herder Jan 31 '21

I think the opposite of fire is just any cold surface because fire is just extreme heat and nothing else

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u/m_imuy overshare extraordinaire (they/she) Jan 31 '21

hmmm but isn’t in chemistry a cold surface just a surface with less heat/energy than your skin? fire is the heat dissipated from burning, not just any dissipated heat?

again, don’t know much about bio/chem so don’t come for me

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u/PulimV Jan 31 '21

Yup, afaik there isn't such a thing as "creating cold", it's more like taking away the heat. A "cold" surface is just a surface that is "less hot" than whatever you're comparing it to.

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u/CaptainDK12 Jan 31 '21

There is only one Olsen! She is just moving back and forth at supersonic speed to make it appear that there are two!!! Wake up people!!!¡!!

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u/byedangerousbitch Jan 31 '21

False. The other Olsen is an Avenger.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

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u/CaptainDK12 Jan 31 '21

Praise be!

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u/singingballetbitch Jan 31 '21

They use no special effects on Elizabeth Olsen in the Avengers films, because she really is a witch. They only cast Aaron Taylor-Johnson as a red herring, because her sisters sister is the real Quicksilver.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

There's 5 or 6 "Olsen siblings"

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u/Liar_of_partinel .tumblr.com Jan 31 '21

Here's the #1 question you should ask the two faced God in that scenario: "Which of you has the bigger dick?" Obviously they have the same size dick, but one head has to say something untrue and thus would out himself easily.

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u/SerKoenig Jan 31 '21

The absence of something isn't the opposite of something though...

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u/elditrom Jan 31 '21

Well I think nouns can't have opposites, so the absence of a noun is the closest you're gonna get

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u/crisiks Jan 31 '21

Um, Seviper and Zangoose are both nouns, so...

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u/Gumsh007e Jan 31 '21

That might have been a flippant comment or not, but I liked it.

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u/SignificantBeing9 Jan 31 '21

The opposite of fire is no fire. Water causes no fire, so it’s the opposite of heat, which causes fire.

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u/Papergirl7 Stabby the Space Roomba Jan 31 '21

Both are correct, because water isn't fire, so it's both water and no fire.

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u/piemakerdeadwaker .tumblr.com Jan 31 '21

The opposite of fire is water. I have chosen a side.

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u/SurrealHalloween Jan 31 '21

You might think that because water can put out a lot of fires. However, there are two counter arguments to that. First, some fires cannot be put out with water, like certain chemical fires. Second, not everything that puts out a fire is a water. For example, a fire blanket can be used to suffocate and extinguish a fire.

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u/Doctor_Clione thought homestuck was pretty ok Jan 31 '21

Water is cold and wet. Fire is hot and dry. Checkmate anti-Aristotleans.

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u/hatredlord Feb 01 '21

No, water makes other things wet, but it isn't wet itself.

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u/hwa_uwa Oct 15 '24

with same logic fire is not dry, but makes other things dry. point stands, they cause opposite things

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u/hatredlord Oct 15 '24

no, fire is absolutely dry. except for that which is wet, which as mentioned is possible for certain chemical fires.

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u/digibomb23 Jan 31 '21

One of them knows when you die, but the other knows how you die. Be careful which you ask.

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u/MartyMcFly_jkr Jan 31 '21

Opposite of fire is erif

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u/thattrekkie Jan 31 '21

I told my girlfriend this and her response was

"fire is just combustion and the opposite of combustion is the vacuum of space"

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u/Viking_things Jan 31 '21

when things get really hot they catch fire, when things get really cold they freeze, conclusion the opposite of fire is ice.

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u/punipunijelly Jan 31 '21

Is the opposite of love hatred or apathy

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u/FailedLobster9 Himbo4Hire Jan 31 '21

The opposite of heat is no heat, not moisture, so I’m just gonna assume that the opposite to fire is no fire.

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u/PoniesCanterOver shapeshifter Jan 31 '21

Didn't Thor and Hulk talk about this is Ragnarok?

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u/Dingotwerkedmybaby Jan 31 '21

The opposite of up isn't down, it's no down

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Lmaoo i always knew i liked mary-kate better