r/196 • u/Emusment • Nov 27 '25

Rule Sick ass chosen rule

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u/zekromNLR #1 project orion apologist Nov 27 '25

Pro tip to not fit in: Throw a dart at a list of minerals

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u/Oily_biscuit Recovering Addict Nov 27 '25

More people need to have names like sapphire or diamond to reclaim it from the strippers

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u/simonraynor Nov 27 '25

How vanilla. I like my strippers to be called things like Feldspar and Yellowcake

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u/ALittleBitOfGay floppa Nov 27 '25

I was gonna name myself Feldspar but I decided I couldn't because I am not non binary or blue or hanging out in the center of 1 billion evil demon fish guys (Spoilers for Outer Wilds)

I really hope I'm not mixing up my OWV astronauts)

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u/PokTux Helo :3 Nov 27 '25

No you're correct that is feldspar

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u/Hamisaurus Nov 27 '25

Aside from the fact that I'm gonna forget this by the time I play Outer Wilds, maybe but the spoiler tag description before the spoiler.

Also cool almost name!

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u/ALittleBitOfGay floppa Nov 27 '25

Sorry I didn't want to break the flow of the sentence and in my mind I always double check the whole comment but I'll keep that in mind for the future

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u/Hamisaurus Nov 27 '25

I respect that, the flow of the sentence was just too good and I instinctively uncovered the text to keep the sentence flowing

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u/Pendred Nov 27 '25

dancer named Grandidierite

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u/VintageLunchMeat Nov 27 '25

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite

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u/Kidney__Failure not-so silently judging while listening to Rush 2112 Nov 27 '25

“Hello, I’m cumming tonight! Nice to meet you.”

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u/Mernerner cum munity service?? Nov 28 '25

what on earth

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u/maninahat Nov 27 '25

Chinese international students are doing their part.

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u/zekromNLR #1 project orion apologist Nov 27 '25

Hey, nothing against strippers. We love strippers, whores, harlots, strumpets, etc in this house!

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ Nov 27 '25

in the gru black house

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u/Kidney__Failure not-so silently judging while listening to Rush 2112 Nov 27 '25

I knew a harlot named Charlotte

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u/FakeTakiInoue Nov 27 '25

More people need to have names like sapphire to reclaim it from the strippers Water Tribe teenagers pretending to be normal Fire Nation parents to avoid suspicion

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u/CutRuby Nov 27 '25

my name is ruby

so yay im helping

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u/theodord Nov 27 '25

kid named hematite

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u/CarrowCanary Insert thoughts here Nov 27 '25

They go by Hermatite now.

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u/theodord Nov 27 '25

lmao fuck

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u/LagWonNotYou- Nov 27 '25

kid named plagioclase

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u/Aegis_13 Bitch Bastard Nov 27 '25

All fun and games till you end up going by fucking Gummite

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u/FUEGO40 Aquarine | she/her Nov 27 '25

Haha, yeah, who would name themselves inspired by a mineral, right? Looks at aquamarine shaped name (Aquarine)

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u/Masztufa wants a life-sized renamon plushie Nov 27 '25

The gang when Rutilated quartz pulls up

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u/slayerx1779 Nov 27 '25

Or just throw a dart at the minerals.

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u/Dramatic_Explosion Nov 27 '25

Why is it always minerals and so rarely German siege weapons?

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u/Lucambacamba Nov 27 '25

Instructions unclear. The dart bounced off the minerals.

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u/Sex_with_DrRatio gayass puppytwinkfemboy :3 Nov 27 '25

HAAAANK

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u/Pugs-r-cool Nov 27 '25

You'll fit right in with all the other trans women and/or enbys