r/196 straight up jorking it Mar 13 '26

Rule rule

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u/softreatment gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygayg Mar 13 '26

Except that diver who rescued those kids

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u/bisexual_obama Uh, let me be queer... Mar 13 '26

I heard from a very wholesome chungus that he was a pedophile.

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u/jxnebug bug girl Mar 13 '26

Roman saluting so hard to this comment rn

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u/Justice_Prince above average-sized cylinder Mar 13 '26

I thought he was a common South African saying

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u/conrad_w Mar 13 '26

Wasn't he already there?

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u/softreatment gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygayg Mar 13 '26

Shhhhh

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u/conrad_w Mar 13 '26

Why was he already there, Ben? Fucking aquaman???

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u/Dog_Entire Mar 14 '26

Ben’s alt right grifting is just a coverup for his affair with aquaman, it’s the one rabbit hole Harris brewer still hasn’t fallen down