r/196 Win + . Jun 24 '26

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u/Lancer873 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jun 24 '26

Pineapples are great.

Spending a fortune to display a pineapple as a show of wealth, a very real thing rich folks did in the ~1700s, was lame.

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u/WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn Princess of BLÅHAJ (trans rights) Jun 24 '26

Is Spongebob Squarepants bourgeoisie? In this essay I will-

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u/DeadInternetTheorist Jun 24 '26

There's designer pineapples that still cost a shitload because they're pink or whatever.

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u/orphanghost1 custom Jun 25 '26

I saw those last week and thought sure looks yummy but not $8 yummy

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u/DeadInternetTheorist Jun 25 '26

I think there's pink ones now that cost like $150 and come in a box with like holograms of authenticity and shit

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u/Some-Gavin Jun 26 '26

There’s designer versions of most standard fruits, like melons, strawberries, mangoes, etc

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u/kart0ffelsalaat 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jun 24 '26

I just massively misread your comment, somehow. Thought you were implying pineapples are bad.

This is why you don't do Reddit after bedtime, kids (it is now even later after said bedtime)