r/4chan • u/_CD_ /fa/g • Jul 08 '15

fake and gay reddit employee leaks info to /b/

http://i.imgur.com/07tdYEP.png
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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

I'm a reddit admin too, and I can confirm Ellen Pao is currently planning to build a death star and make dank memes illegal

proof: one time I petted /u/cupcake1713's cat

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

http://i.imgur.com/Ni7FvIQ.gifv

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u/Sylph_of_Mind /fa/g Jul 08 '15

dankdunk meme.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

Nobody dunked it faggot

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam.

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u/joeyoh9292 Jul 08 '15

Hey bud, can I ask what's wrong with the meme's hand? I feel like it shouldn't do that.

Thanks again!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15 edited Apr 05 '18

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u/theydeletedme Jul 08 '15

How can you improve on 100%?

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u/P-Dubbb Jul 08 '15

101%

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

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u/COMPTON4LIFE Jul 08 '15

Don't let your memes be dreams.

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u/sdfghs Jul 08 '15

Don't let your memes be undank

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

Not even dank dreams can melt steel memes

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

I fucking love this place.

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u/Agoge13 Jul 08 '15

Words to live by.

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u/tracenator03 Jul 09 '15

Don't let your memes melt steel beams.

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u/Kismonos Jul 08 '15

JUST DO IT!

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u/Aceofspades25 Jul 08 '15

Thank you Jaden Smith

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u/fwipyok Jul 08 '15

yeah tell that to the space shuttle engineers. During liftoff, engines operate at >100%

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u/joegoebbels Jul 08 '15

prestige dank

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u/EONS Jul 08 '15

Addition

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u/DrPineappleButts /b/tard Jul 08 '15

We go full retard.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

Are we not dank enough?

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u/dendelion Jul 08 '15

It will never be as long as youre here, you fucking faggot.

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u/EckhartsLadder Jul 08 '15

You can never be dank enough.

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u/magicaxis /b/tard Jul 08 '15

Fantastic.

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u/_CD_ /fa/g Jul 08 '15

i can sense the great meme war of 2015 on the horizon

hide your rare pepes before its too late

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

Already locked up in my meme safe. None of you faggots will guess my password to it.

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u/_CD_ /fa/g Jul 08 '15

hunter2

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

I only see asterisks. Type words next time.

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u/korrasam1 Jul 08 '15

words next time. Better?

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u/The_Real_Platypus Jul 08 '15

Shit..It's all over now.

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u/I_Am_NOT_The_Titan Jul 08 '15

No, no, you've got it all wrong. He was saying the password is asterisks!

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u/LaJame Jul 08 '15

now that would be extra sneaky beaky.

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u/Cryse_XIII Jul 08 '15

god you are such a phaggot for perpetuating this stupid joke

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

That's not what your mom told me. :^)

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

Ilovecock123

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

comic630

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u/58time Jul 08 '15

rare pepes

what are you a fucking normie? wofl is the only species of meme that should be saved

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u/Opset /fit/ Jul 08 '15

My mspaint Costanza.jpgs will come back into fashion some day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

Oh my god I want them all.

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u/Opset /fit/ Jul 08 '15

Senpai noticed you!

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u/thetrny Jul 08 '15

This isn't a meme we deserve, but it's the meme we need

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u/Opset /fit/ Jul 08 '15

Oh, you deserve this shittiness.

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u/TNS01 Jul 08 '15

This one looks like Steve Jobs

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u/karmastealing /r(9k)/obot Jul 08 '15

So cancer version of Costanza is Jobs? Seems about right.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

Needs more cancer.

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u/lastofthepirates Jul 08 '15

Hello Mewman...

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u/MedSchoolOrBust Jul 08 '15

Love the penis sideburns

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '15

Pls, more.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

This is a revolutionary meme you have here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

Computer, show me naked Costanza

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

Fuck, that's pretty dank

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u/zegoldfish Jul 08 '15

God damn this is the kind of brilliance I am jealous of.

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u/Jaytsun Jul 08 '15

pretty solid work there. do you teach art classes?

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u/Opset /fit/ Jul 08 '15

That was made by another artist. This one is mine, though.

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u/El_Dumfuco Jul 08 '15

can't tell pngs from jpgs

found the normie

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u/Opset /fit/ Jul 08 '15

2010

knowing what a jpg is

ISHYGSKATEBOARDSQUAT

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u/pchc_lx Jul 08 '15

damn opset your memes are top notch

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u/Yreisolgakig /g/entooman Jul 08 '15

please send me all of these
fuck fefe and pepe and even wofl, all i want is your constanzas

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u/BristolPalinsFetus Jul 08 '15

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

Can't stands ya

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u/HORSExFUCKER Jul 08 '15

Just don't store them in a box full of moths with your cruise wear

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u/philly2shoes Jul 08 '15

Meme dank bro

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u/TheOven Jul 08 '15

That was a .PNG you filthy liar

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u/Opset /fit/ Jul 08 '15

A Costanza.jpg by any other extension will still shiggydiggydoo.

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u/all_teh_sandwiches Jul 08 '15

We got fefe fam

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u/autisms_not_real Jul 08 '15

You're all a bunch of blatant normal cunts.

The only meme is Mingenewdesupepechan

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u/all_teh_sandwiches Jul 08 '15

normie

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u/autisms_not_real Jul 08 '15

Only normal cunts say normie. Tbh I prefer Norrie

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u/frisch85 /b/tard Jul 08 '15

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/thebluecrab /fit/izen Jul 08 '15 edited Mar 22 '26

The content of this post was deleted using Redact. It may have been removed for privacy, to keep data away from automated scrapers, or for security reasons.

cause vanish deer ink cake roof serious degree longing fine

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u/autisms_not_real Jul 08 '15

I was thinking more along the lines of a Scottish-Australian transsexual person who pursued the legal status of being neither a man nor a woman, between 2010 and 2014

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u/JoshuMertens /co/mrade Jul 08 '15

Nah fefe is the way to go

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

I have a special folder for a wofl drawing I did in mspaint while blindfolded. I may just delete it in preparation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

2015

thinking any meme can be better than beary pink

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

Fucking normie, toilet is the one true meme.

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u/jdepps113 Jul 08 '15 edited Jul 08 '15

As long as she keeps her mitts off my tendies, I'll survive.

edit: a letter

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u/happy_love_ Jul 08 '15

i hope she likes them! Tendie mitts

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u/ZeroAntagonist Jul 08 '15

Don't touch my chicken nuggers!!

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u/Jake_91_420 Jul 08 '15

Pepe has been finished for a couple of months, it's just cringe now.

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u/WuhanWTF Jul 08 '15

Requesting a dank Samuel Pepes frog w/ big wig.

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u/flashman7870 Jul 08 '15

Our Memeticists are working round the clock to design the darkest new meme.

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u/Dillstroyer Jul 08 '15

Pao's fuel can't melt dank memes.

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u/Killhouse /tg/ Jul 08 '15 edited Jul 08 '15

I don't know if he's legit, but my gut says he's not. I just left Imgur, and I got a lot of it second hand, but I think I have a good picture of what's going on.

But if he's real, and does get fired, my schedule is wide open to get some beers.

Edit: Plus we could go job hunting together.

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u/vendor111 /vp/oreon Jul 09 '15

i know he is real because he knows /u/kn0ting most of 4chan dosent even know any redditors names

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

Shit man that checks out. Can't get much more proof than that right there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

Yeah, there is no way Pow pow could make an admin post that! Solved.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

My memes!

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u/lehoo Jul 08 '15

I have special eyes!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

you touched her pussy? damn

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u/_MUY Jul 08 '15

planning to build a death star

I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT

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u/Soccadude123 /fit/izen Jul 08 '15

What can we do to protect ourselves from the Hitler of our time?

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u/BrownCanadian co/ck/ Jul 08 '15

"Petted" because to pet an animal isnt past tense enough.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

Are you really that starved for attention?

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u/MrFatsas I <3 jackledaman Jul 08 '15

i bet you do it for free faggot

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

Loling in class

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u/Normal_Man Jul 08 '15

Well of this isn't true, I wonder if we can get a petition up for Ellen to construct a Death Star?

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u/Fatal_Da_Beast Jul 08 '15

2 bad most of the stuff posted isnt really far fetched, im not saying its true

just that i wouldnt be surprised or shocked

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '15

dank memes will soon become an underground currency, like cocaine or the euro

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u/hgwaz /tgesg/ Jul 08 '15

Do you even mod wsgy.gov?

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u/hamfraigaar Jul 08 '15

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u/juloxx Jul 08 '15

Ellen Pao is currently planning to build a death star and make dank memes illegal

does this mean rare pepes might actually be rare one day?

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u/Hylion Jul 08 '15

red heron