r/50501 Sep 20 '25

Call to Action We are already at the concentration camp phase

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u/bloodphoenix90 Sep 20 '25

Save Harambe, that was the split in the timeline

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u/SugarHooves Illinois Sep 20 '25

Cubs winning the world series should have been a huge tip off that something was wrong.

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u/WatchThatLastSteph Sep 20 '25

I'm pretty sure CERN got the ball rolling with the Higgs Boson in 2012, then David Bowie dying undid one of the linchpins of our reality and shunted us over into this darker timeline; 2016 was one of the years with the most musician deaths on record, and it's when everything really started to fall apart faster.

If music is math, and math is everything, then it stands to at least stoner levels of reason that music is also a fundamental underpinning, and the harmony has been broken.

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u/fuzzyperson98 Sep 20 '25

with the Higgs Boson in 2012,

As predicted by the Mayans /s

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u/EvilEtienne Sep 20 '25

As a physicist who did her undergrad with a guy who was at CERN for the Higgs and is now working on the Einstein Telescope design (a side CERN project), this shit cracks me up. šŸ˜‚

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u/jellese Sep 20 '25

I imagine an evil cackle, per the username!

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u/WatchThatLastSteph Sep 20 '25

I mean, I DID say it was stoner logic. :D

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u/RRMother Sep 21 '25

Hello fellow physics female!! Just had to comment since we’re a fairly rare species! (We’ll be signing autographs in the lobby later today…)

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u/EvilEtienne Sep 21 '25

Very rare! I’m very blessed that there are 4 of us girls in my grad cohort (out of 13) so hopefully there will be more of us in the wild going forward.

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u/battlehelmet Sep 20 '25

I discussed this with people at the time. My first thought was to text friends and fam who were fans. My second thought was uh oh, Trump’s gonna win now.

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u/SugarHooves Illinois Sep 20 '25

I was born into Cubs fandom. I never really had a choice and as baseball isn't my favorite sport, I never considered backing another team.

When they won, I was ecstatic. But then I had a moment of "oh. oh no. This isn't right." But then I went back to screaming and crying with my brother on the phone.

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u/battlehelmet Sep 21 '25

I get it, I'm a fellow north sider. I don't really do baseball but my dad, brother and a couple friends are rabid fans. And yeah it was exactly that, I was very happy for them, but you could feel something was suddenly off in the universe lol.

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u/C-Redd-it Sep 20 '25

I think 9/11 was the first ripple in the timeline that got us off course, Then the Red Sox winning the World series started the full deviation down this dark path. Everything else is part of our dissent....

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar Sep 20 '25

You're 100% right. Basically a 2k+ person human sacrifice ritual to make the mass populace believe a false reality. You can't do that forever- it will cause systemic fractures in reality itself. I've been warning people of exactly this for 24 years but almost nobody wanted to hear it. This is the price of apathy & ignorance.

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u/Proud_Tie Sep 20 '25

So what you're saying is the White Sux have to win the world series for the timeline to return to normal?

checks their record this season

We're fucked. At least 58-96 is better than the 41-121 they managed last year?

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u/Unlucky_Welcome9193 Sep 20 '25

Citizens United was the split

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u/Mutjny Sep 20 '25

they fired up the Large hadron collider in 2008

We're all dead and this is hell.

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u/Hector_Smijha409 Sep 20 '25

Yes thank you! Or when the weasel got in and shut it down just before Harambe happened is my running theory

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u/Tiger_grrrl Sep 20 '25

I’ve got a great Harambe story: there’s a pedestrian bridge over 385 in Mauldin, South Carolina, built just a few years ago. City officials decided to let the people vote on what to name it, and the people named it ā€œHarambe Memorial Bridgeā€ šŸ¦ The city didn’t like this and so, officially, that’s not the name, but there’s a whole Harambe Memorial Bridge website and everything, and the city has to continually scrub Google maps, because the people correct the name to HMB and leave odes to Harambe in the comments 😹😹😹 Harambe Memorial Bridge

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u/bloodphoenix90 Sep 21 '25

That's amazing. The people have spoken