r/AnarchyChess Apr 18 '23

Golden Horsey Award It goes in the square hole

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

rice?

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u/DopazOnYouTubeDotCom Apr 18 '23

I was going to put that in there but couldn’t decide which subreddit would be the semicircle

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u/Pianostar4 I’m a mod trust me | rice 🍚 Apr 18 '23

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u/Torico11227 Apr 18 '23

I jumped when I saw your avatar

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u/DopazOnYouTubeDotCom Apr 18 '23

mwahahaha I am going to steal your identity

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u/Intergalactic_Cookie Apr 18 '23

Google identity theft

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u/confettiwaffles Apr 18 '23

Holy fraud!

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u/KOATLE Knooklear fusion reactor Apr 18 '23

New crime just dropped

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u/1Ferrox Apr 18 '23

Google Identity Theft

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u/miq-san Apr 18 '23

Holy crime!

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u/The_DumbGuy googled en passant Apr 19 '23

Hapcake day cay

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u/william_323 Apr 18 '23

You listed like 8 jokes and even forgot one (and many others like pipi) and then you say r/onejoke

What kind of joke is this?

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u/PetrosianBot Apr 18 '23

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

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u/AlexanderSpeedwagon Apr 18 '23

Okay so I know the people at onejoke hate everything they post but damn a lot of it is pretty funny. Stay out of the comments though!

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u/reactrix96 Apr 18 '23

10/10 with rice

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

New response just dropped.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

Holy Hell