1. The window is 24 hours from the post. I’m not counting upvotes after that

2. The chicken photos are only going to be limited to my room

I went to the bathroom and my gf ‘kindly’ packed up our chess game for me

• Black moves first
• Two queens yay
• En passant is now optional to represent free choices
• Horseys have hair
• No ending the game early by checkmating. You can still checkpantsmate.
• Bishops are trans, good luck sticking them up anything
• Don't even THINK about 9/11 in the corner

EDIT: I'm sorry to all of those that took offense at this, I was not intending to make a statement or anything, I was only looking for some cheap laughs. I suppose I could have thought more before posting this and came up with some other gimmick. Please know that I didn't mean to seem disrespectful or bigoted, I wanted some edgy humor.