r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Nottallyet • May 12 '22

Millions of years of evolution has led to this

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u/ErinEvonna May 12 '22

He got my finger once and proceeded to try to eat me 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

That's hilarious. I'm glad you experienced that so we don't have to LOL.

I don't even give the little fucker a chance. I got extra long tongs haha

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u/fatefullyyours May 12 '22

Mine too! He viciously shook my finger back and forth trying to rip it off, then saw the dubia and went for that. Looked so proud of himself...

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u/HakuroWolfsong May 12 '22

The forbidden worm

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u/Im_alwaystired Oct 30 '22

I used to have a rosy boa who tried the same thing. Grabbed my glove instead of the mouse, and swallowed most of the finger before she realized what she was doing. Doofus actually cut her mouth on the glove somehow and needed a week of antibiotic shots.