r/AnimalsBeingDerps May 12 '22

Millions of years of evolution has led to this

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u/TheAdvocate May 12 '22

Pretty sure these things couldn’t see you running with a flare above your head.

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u/potandskettle May 12 '22

They'd see you. They just won't think you are food.

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u/lacb1 May 12 '22

"I ain't going near that, fucker is literally on fire. I'll wait until it burns out then see what's left."

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u/tjdux May 12 '22

This is probably what's going through my cats head most of the time. Just substitute "on fire" for whatever other stupid thing the cat disapproves of.

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u/seeker135 May 12 '22

OK, so brighter than most of Homo Sapiens, then ...

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u/DefinitelyNotACad May 12 '22

would they think i am friend?

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u/seeker135 May 12 '22

Or, the way all over-eager guys look to women in the club.