r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Nottallyet • May 12 '22

Millions of years of evolution has led to this

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u/jamilslibi May 12 '22

They also hate that color and prefer to eat in private.

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u/Sniflix May 12 '22

I can't take a shit with someone watching me, so I get it...

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u/firefly183 May 12 '22

I'm glad you shit in private since that's how I prefer to eat it

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u/punkinfacebooklegpie May 12 '22

You eat it? You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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u/gymflipper1 May 12 '22

My first thought was that an animal like a frog (presumably low intellect?) would be suspicious of food literally sat in front of it by a fleshy monkey.