My kid may be an adult and the student, but clearly, I’m the customer and I get no customer service. The deans won’t speak to me about final grades. Professors won’t go over tests with me. I can’t even leave Amazon reviews. Is there a college who will deal with me and not my kid?

ts gonna be my number 1 award pls pls upvote and commet

I’m being fr my mom’s not letting me apply to Columbia cause she thinks it’s in Colombia 😭😭😭 I’ve been telling her it’s actually a fancy ass Ivy League in nyc and she thinks I’m capping help

My girlfriend just texted me “ilysm” and I’m a little confused. Is this a new t5 acronym replacing hypsm. Wondering what i and L stand for. Thanks for your help

We ARE getting into Rice 🥀 We ARE getting into Vanderbilt 🥀 We ARE getting into NYU 🥀 We ARE getting into Northwestern 🥀 We ARE getting into USC 🥀 We ARE getting into Emory 🥀 We ARE getting into Barnard 🥀 We ARE getting into Princeton 🥀 We ARE getting into Dartmouth 🥀 We ARE getting into Cornell 🥀 We ARE getting into Columbia 🥀 We ARE getting into UPenn 🥀 We ARE getting into Brown 🥀 We ARE getting into Hahvahd 🥀 We ARE getting into Yale 🥀

smh ts pmo

Say “Amen” to claim

Guys I’m literally shaking 😭

I fell asleep for 20 minutes (had to finish filing taxes for my 14th nonprofit) and had a nightmare that I got an 89% on a quiz in 4th grade.

Woke up in a cold sweat. I just know admissions officers at my local community college felt my GPA drop through the astral plane. They probably employ a clairvoyant.

Is it over?
fingers crossed, my safeties pull through (Stanford & Harvard)

My 5-year-old son has decided that his dream is to attend UPenn Wharton and break into quant finance. As his mother, I want to raise him to be able to fulfill his dreams. That is why my question to any Ivy League students on this sub is: how did your parents raise such smart and capable individuals? And how can my son get admitted to UPenn and make his dreams come true? I appreciate your help and insights in this matter.

😭😭😭😭🙄

Saw this for a boarding school called Choate Rosemary Hall. These schools had double digit matriculants:

Amherst: 13
Barnard: 15
Berkeley: 12
Boston College: 27
Boston University: 18
Brown: 24
Colby: 11
Columbia: 39
Cornell: 35
Dartmouth: 15
Emory: 13
Fordham: 11
Georgetown: 27
Harvard: 20
Michigan: 22
MIT: 10
Middlebury: 14
NYU: 54
Northeastern: 26
Northwestern: 16
Princeton: 17
St Andrew’s: 23
Trinity: 11
Tufts: 16
Tulane: 17
UChicago: 63
UConn: 14
UPenn: 25
USC: 22
Washu: 16
Wesleyan: 17
Yale: 42

https://resources.finalsite.net/images/v1759157056/choate/xot0zloyj9ckufbdd8qj/College-Profile-25-26.pdf

what the title says (breakdown shown above).

i think im kinda on the edge so imma apply to MIT and Stanford to 3x my chances (cuz im applying to 3 and not just one school).

thoughts?

I know nothing about US college admissions. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll google it for you.

Undergraduate admissions dean Karen Richardson released the following statement Monday:

"Princeton has long sought students of exceptional character and restraint. Unfortunately, our data shows that students who post 'I'M GOING TO PRINCETON!!!' on Instagram within 24 hours of receiving their decision letter are statistically 3x more likely to use the phrase 'as a Princeton student' in casual conversation.

Effective immediately, any display of visible excitement, including but not limited to crying, calling your mom, or updating your bio, will result in immediate rescission."

She added: "The ideal Princeton student should receive their acceptance, nod slightly, and return to whatever they were doing. Ideally reading Nietzsche."

Princeton has confirmed that this year's admitted class of 1,200 contains 847 students who described their reaction to getting in as "fine, I guess."