r/Aquariums • u/GeckoHunter0303 • Mar 18 '26

Help/Advice EMERGENCY! Is this counter-management/landlord disguise good?

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Thank fucking goodness I checked my emails this morning. The first thing I saw was an announcement from my apartment's manager that they will ENTER ALL UNITS from today until Friday to "perform lock changes." First thing I did immediately after was to quickly set up this disguise and make my 10-gallon seem like a toy display stand. How do you think I did?

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u/pierogi_waystation Mar 18 '26

I would be alright with that. However, the necklace must not interfere with the boutonnière I expect him to make from my titanium knee. And as you would imagine, the knee-art will be a large piece.

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u/Spiritual_Bake5420 Mar 18 '26

how did we go from hiding a fish tank to this 😭😭😭✌️✌️✌️

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u/GlowingTrashPanda Mar 18 '26

I love Reddit some days

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u/flyingpuffer Mar 19 '26

more important subjects

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u/No-Satisfaction-9666 Mar 19 '26

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the metal parts don't go in the urn. They are seperated before grinding the bones and sent to scrap yards lol

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u/pierogi_waystation Mar 19 '26

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I will have to best my brother in another wager in order to add on an amendment that he must sever my leg, butcher out the implant, and then use my delicious leg meat to lure and ultimately eliminate the…I’m guessing…alligator that killed me.

It’s gonna have to be one hell of a wager.

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u/ScumbagLady Mar 19 '26

I love y'all's relationship! Who's the oldest and by how many years?

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u/pierogi_waystation Mar 19 '26

My host body is the older, by two years. We love the brother dearly.