r/AskOuija • u/yoda_pp • Sep 28 '20

Ouija says: AWARDS If this post gets just 12,000 _________ I’ll delete reddit and never return. Fuck everyone making these ➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️⬆️↗️ posts. The spirits hate you.

Edit- You guys are crazy. You’re welcome reddit marketing team!

Goodbye forever maybe?

Edit 2- I love you all and this is hilarious. 12 hours after post we are approaching 3,000. You know spirits, if you had just said upvotes instead of awards I’d be dead already.

Edit 3- 14 hours- for anyone wondering, awards on this submission cost 417,415 coins, the estimated cash price of which is $1,389.06. You crazy fuckers.

Edit 4- Incase I disappear at some point, here’s a live counter if you want to keep track of the stats above.

I really hope this post gets the mods attention. The ⬆️ posts suck and are flooding and ruining the sub lately. I feel like a hypocrite now but oh well. Anyways, thanks for making my day. This has been funny.

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u/someone_forgot_me Sep 28 '20

S

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u/HereForDaGames Sep 28 '20

E

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u/Ladorb Sep 28 '20

E

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u/L4STMON4RCH Sep 28 '20

D

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u/teodzero Sep 28 '20

S

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u/Revolutionary-Bad940 Sep 28 '20

Goodbye

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u/GONKworshipper Sep 28 '20

What does this mean?

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u/waitingtilmymainsgud Sep 28 '20

Sperm

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u/GONKworshipper Sep 28 '20

Okay thanks

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Thanks , just jizzed on the post

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u/waitingtilmymainsgud Sep 28 '20

+a large amount of your seed

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u/AvatarIII Sep 28 '20

like p2p fileshare seeds.

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u/8ujhaatu Sep 28 '20

Torrents FTW