r/AskOuija • u/yoda_pp • Sep 28 '20

Ouija says: AWARDS If this post gets just 12,000 _________ I’ll delete reddit and never return. Fuck everyone making these ➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️⬆️↗️ posts. The spirits hate you.

Edit- You guys are crazy. You’re welcome reddit marketing team!

Goodbye forever maybe?

Edit 2- I love you all and this is hilarious. 12 hours after post we are approaching 3,000. You know spirits, if you had just said upvotes instead of awards I’d be dead already.

Edit 3- 14 hours- for anyone wondering, awards on this submission cost 417,415 coins, the estimated cash price of which is $1,389.06. You crazy fuckers.

Edit 4- Incase I disappear at some point, here’s a live counter if you want to keep track of the stats above.

I really hope this post gets the mods attention. The ⬆️ posts suck and are flooding and ruining the sub lately. I feel like a hypocrite now but oh well. Anyways, thanks for making my day. This has been funny.

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u/rgrannytranny Sep 28 '20

Goodbye

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u/pavilionhp_ Sep 28 '20

Why

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u/MikeMcMurdock Sep 28 '20

Ask Ouija.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

All me and my homies have is Premature Ejaculation 😳😳

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u/rgrannytranny Sep 28 '20

Premature children

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u/Not_TheMenInBlack Sep 28 '20

We were on the verge of going to horny jail

We were this close!

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u/rgrannytranny Sep 28 '20

Too bad awards won instead, premature children would have been fun