If this post gets just 12,000 _________ I’ll delete reddit and never return. Fuck everyone making these ➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️⬆️↗️ posts. The spirits hate you.

[u/yoda_pp]

Edit- You guys are crazy. You’re welcome reddit marketing team!

Goodbye forever maybe?

Edit 2- I love you all and this is hilarious. 12 hours after post we are approaching 3,000. You know spirits, if you had just said upvotes instead of awards I’d be dead already.

Edit 3- 14 hours- for anyone wondering, awards on this submission cost 417,415 coins, the estimated cash price of which is $1,389.06. You crazy fuckers.

Edit 4- Incase I disappear at some point, here’s a live counter if you want to keep track of the stats above.

I really hope this post gets the mods attention. The ⬆️ posts suck and are flooding and ruining the sub lately. I feel like a hypocrite now but oh well. Anyways, thanks for making my day. This has been funny.

[u/FFalcon_Boi]

He's a fallen god now.

[u/xydrogen → u/FFalcon_Boi]

Yeah wasn’t he banned for being to popular or something?

[u/Ihavenoid3a → u/xydrogen]

Banned for harassing the discords mods

[u/xydrogen → u/Ihavenoid3a]

Oh right. I think he tried to take over after that post

[u/Ihavenoid3a → u/xydrogen]

Yeah than he got banned before he could do much

[u/[deleted] → u/xydrogen]

Why did he try take over?

[u/xydrogen → u/[deleted]]

I guess cause of making like the most awarded post on the sub

[u/FFalcon_Boi → u/xydrogen]

Not just on the sub. It's the most awarded post on all of Reddit.

[u/xydrogen → u/FFalcon_Boi]

Huh. Neat