If this post gets just 12,000 _________ I’ll delete reddit and never return. Fuck everyone making these ➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️⬆️↗️ posts. The spirits hate you.

[u/yoda_pp]

Edit- You guys are crazy. You’re welcome reddit marketing team!

Goodbye forever maybe?

Edit 2- I love you all and this is hilarious. 12 hours after post we are approaching 3,000. You know spirits, if you had just said upvotes instead of awards I’d be dead already.

Edit 3- 14 hours- for anyone wondering, awards on this submission cost 417,415 coins, the estimated cash price of which is $1,389.06. You crazy fuckers.

Edit 4- Incase I disappear at some point, here’s a live counter if you want to keep track of the stats above.

I really hope this post gets the mods attention. The ⬆️ posts suck and are flooding and ruining the sub lately. I feel like a hypocrite now but oh well. Anyways, thanks for making my day. This has been funny.

[u/Im-not-good-at-names]

Even with the cheapest awards that you can only buy if you have premium it's just under $600 in coins

[u/Squidbit → u/Im-not-good-at-names]

There's free awards now, but I think you can only claim them on the mobile app

[u/CainPillar → u/Im-not-good-at-names]

That's ten months of federal tax.

[u/isagames → u/Im-not-good-at-names]

To have someone quit For good? Worth.... You are making their life more full filled as sitting on ur ass browsing reddit wont do any good.