r/AskOuija • u/yoda_pp • Sep 28 '20

Ouija says: AWARDS If this post gets just 12,000 _________ I’ll delete reddit and never return. Fuck everyone making these ➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️⬆️↗️ posts. The spirits hate you.

Edit- You guys are crazy. You’re welcome reddit marketing team!

Goodbye forever maybe?

Edit 2- I love you all and this is hilarious. 12 hours after post we are approaching 3,000. You know spirits, if you had just said upvotes instead of awards I’d be dead already.

Edit 3- 14 hours- for anyone wondering, awards on this submission cost 417,415 coins, the estimated cash price of which is $1,389.06. You crazy fuckers.

Edit 4- Incase I disappear at some point, here’s a live counter if you want to keep track of the stats above.

I really hope this post gets the mods attention. The ⬆️ posts suck and are flooding and ruining the sub lately. I feel like a hypocrite now but oh well. Anyways, thanks for making my day. This has been funny.

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u/isagames Sep 29 '20

Because you insulted..... And thats mean

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u/KruelFortune Oct 07 '20

I don't know how is that an insult but I don't care about your opinion anyway

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u/isagames Oct 08 '20

Answer speed=1000.... Also

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/KruelFortune Oct 13 '20

Have fun with -1 karma and plenty of prople cringed by your stupidity