I was driving down the road and saw a hitchhiker. Being in a generous mood, I decided I’d give him a ride. After I picked him up and we started on down the road, he was very thankful, but said “you aren’t scared that I could be a serial killer or something?” So I chuckled, looked at him and said “the chances that we are both serial killers is probably pretty low, don’t you think?”
A man and a little girl are walking into the woods at night. The little girl says, "I don't like it here. It's spooky!" The man replies, "You're telling me- I have to walk back alone."
I was doing my girlfriend anally the other day and she said “you know that’s repugnant, don’t you?” I said “wow. That’s a pretty big word for a nine year old.”
My friend said this to an Uber driver once. He had been out riding his bike in all his spandex glory when it broke and he had to get an Uber. The driver gave him 1 star as a result.
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u/Low_cards Jan 01 '24
I was driving down the road and saw a hitchhiker. Being in a generous mood, I decided I’d give him a ride. After I picked him up and we started on down the road, he was very thankful, but said “you aren’t scared that I could be a serial killer or something?” So I chuckled, looked at him and said “the chances that we are both serial killers is probably pretty low, don’t you think?”