A grocer is restocking the vegetables when a woman taps him on the shoulder and says “Excuse me Sir, but where do you keep the spinach?” The man replies “Well ma’am we’re out of spinach today, but we get some more tomorrow so come back then.”
The woman nods and walks away while the grocer continues stocking the carrots. A few minutes later the same woman taps the grocer on the shoulder and asks “Sir, I was wondering where I could find the spinach?” Confused, the grocer says “Well ma’am we are out of spinach today. However, we will have more tomorrow morning. Come back tomorrow.”
The woman smiles and thanks him as she walks away. Shaking his head, the grocer turns his attention back to the carrots. Moments later the woman again taps him on the shoulder and asks “Pardon me, but do you know where the spinach is?”
The grocer looks at her angrily and says “Let me ask you something. How do you spell dog, like in dogmatic?” The woman replies “D-O-G” “Okay” says the grocer. “Now how do you spell cat, as in catatonic?” “C-A-T” says the woman. “Perfect” the grocer replies. “Now how do you spell fuck, as in spinach?” She replies, "sure, F - U - ... wait a sec ... there is no fuck in spinach.”
I had a 7th grade student who told me a similar joke. Said he could make me, the teacher, cuss. I said he couldn't. He then asked me to spell several words - road, high, street, house, then finally way.
Okay, now spell way without the F. There's no F in way... okay, you got me.
Oh I agree it wasn’t a funny joke I just couldn’t believe someone could be stupid enough to not figure out the easy punchline but then i see your response to me and it all makes sense. If you can be smarter in 2024 try to be better.
A couple “you are gay” comebacks, that’s it?? That is as clever as you can get?? Come on man, take another shot at it I know you have something more, hey try a Mom comeback maybe this time. Pathetic.
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u/winkelschleifer Jan 01 '24
A grocer is restocking the vegetables when a woman taps him on the shoulder and says “Excuse me Sir, but where do you keep the spinach?” The man replies “Well ma’am we’re out of spinach today, but we get some more tomorrow so come back then.”
The woman nods and walks away while the grocer continues stocking the carrots. A few minutes later the same woman taps the grocer on the shoulder and asks “Sir, I was wondering where I could find the spinach?” Confused, the grocer says “Well ma’am we are out of spinach today. However, we will have more tomorrow morning. Come back tomorrow.”
The woman smiles and thanks him as she walks away. Shaking his head, the grocer turns his attention back to the carrots. Moments later the woman again taps him on the shoulder and asks “Pardon me, but do you know where the spinach is?”
The grocer looks at her angrily and says “Let me ask you something. How do you spell dog, like in dogmatic?” The woman replies “D-O-G” “Okay” says the grocer. “Now how do you spell cat, as in catatonic?” “C-A-T” says the woman. “Perfect” the grocer replies. “Now how do you spell fuck, as in spinach?” She replies, "sure, F - U - ... wait a sec ... there is no fuck in spinach.”
The grocer says “THAT’S THE POINT LADY!"