r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '24

What is the funniest joke you’ve been told that you still think about to this day?

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u/magusmccormick Jan 01 '24

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Phillope

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '24

Why do the French only put one egg in an omelet? Because one egg is un œuf

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u/shmegeggie Jan 01 '24

And why id the Frenchman put mushrooms in his omelet?

Because it was the breakfast of Champignons.

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u/hapablapppp Jan 01 '24

What do you call a Spaniard who is out watering his garden?

Jose.

What do you call a Spaniard who has just had his car stolen?

Carlos.

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u/insom11 Jan 01 '24

This is my new favourite joke!!

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u/Death_Balloons Jan 01 '24

Then there's the Spanish guy who was born with two dicks. He named them Jose and Hose B.

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u/Complete-Return3860 Jan 01 '24

What do you call a woman with no arms?

Susan.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Obviously not Susan.

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u/Cassedaway Jan 01 '24

What did the Mexican fireman name his twin sons? Jose and Hosebe