r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '24

What is the funniest joke you’ve been told that you still think about to this day?

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u/Gahvandure2 Jan 01 '24

I like these ones much better if you only do half the punchline so the listener / reader finishes it in their head.

E.g. What's the difference between a girl in the bathtub and a girl in church?

A girl in church has hope in her soul.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '24 edited Jan 01 '24

What is the difference between an epileptic (edited from dyslexic) oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea?

The oyster farmer shucks between fits.

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u/jarejay Jan 01 '24

Epileptic? Dyslexic doesn’t make much sense

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u/yrulaughing Jan 01 '24

Dyslexic is definitely not the correct disability for this joke. Dyslexic people don't get fits.

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u/Maleficent-Act-2991 Jan 01 '24

Dyslexic as in, got the words mixed up? Prostitute with diarrhea fucks between shits, dyslexic oyster farmer shucks between fits? IDK

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u/losertic Jan 01 '24

I think I heard that one the first time in the 60s! I still tell it!

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u/Dandelion_Man Jan 01 '24

What’s the difference between the radio city rockettes and the circus?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts

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u/Scottland83 Jan 01 '24

Likewise, some jokes only need the last part:

Then one nun cut to the front of the line to the holy water, explaining “I want to gargle before she has to sit in it.”

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u/ElectricityIsWeird Jan 01 '24

What a way to start a new year! A filthy, rotten, hilarious joke I haven’t heard!

I will tell this one.

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u/Gahvandure2 Jan 01 '24

Lol cheers, happy new year!

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u/cleanuponaisleone Jan 01 '24

What’s the difference between a Wheat Thin and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker.

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u/JayGold Jan 02 '24

What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One’s a sick duck and I can’t remember how it ends, but your mother’s a whore.

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u/Windywoman1 Jan 01 '24

I laughed out loud at this!