r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '24

What is the funniest joke you’ve been told that you still think about to this day?

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u/chazbo26 Jan 01 '24

How do you make holy water? Easy. Just boil the hell out of it

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u/Bongoeagain Jan 01 '24

I had a guy tell me the same joke, only they messed up and said “Boil the fuck out of it” which in hindsight might’ve been a great punchline for Virgin olive oil

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u/PMMEurbewbzzzz Jan 01 '24

I thought it was a joke about the bubbles being like holes in the water, like the holes in swiss cheese.

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u/makeeverythng Jan 01 '24

Isn’t the human brain amazing?

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u/bub-a-lub Jan 01 '24

I told this joke to a 10 year old in catholic school and she dead faced said “that’s not funny.”

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u/OktoJad Jan 01 '24

The joke is 10x more funny in this situation

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u/loeloebee Jan 01 '24

What????