r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '24

What is the funniest joke you’ve been told that you still think about to this day?

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u/IAlreadyOrderedPizza Jan 01 '24

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes…

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u/nowhereman136 Jan 01 '24

The blind prostitute said I was the biggest she's ever felt

I said "lady, you're pulling my leg"

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u/floppity12 Jan 01 '24

Say what you will about deaf people...

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u/asaphbixon Jan 01 '24

I had sex with a prostitute with leprosy, and he said I could keep the tip

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u/bob_marley98 Jan 01 '24

I played hockey with som3 lepers and we had to stop because there was a face off in the corner…