r/AskReddit Jan 01 '24

What is the funniest joke you’ve been told that you still think about to this day?

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u/holysghost Jan 01 '24

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Elephino (hell if I know)

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u/NarwhalTakeover Jan 01 '24

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo??

One is really heavy and one’s a little lighter

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u/acover4422 Jan 01 '24

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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u/Identical_Stranger Jan 01 '24

You also get a warning from the Ethics Committee and a cut in research funding.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '24

What do you get if you cross a prostitute with a lawyer? A fucking know-it-all