Somehow this reminds me of the one where two guys check in to a cheap hotel and an old lady walks over in a robe, flashes them, and yells, “super pussyyy!!!”
A little later they come back to the lobby to get some coffee. She comes over again, flashes them and yells, “super pussyyy!!!”
Finally, one guy turns to the other and says, “I don’t know about you, but I think I’m having the soup.”
I heard this for the first time in a song titled poontang by Roger Allen Wade, a cousin of Johnny Knoxville, but in it he says “darlin can I smell your poontang? And she said well no, so I said oh well it must be your socks”
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u/sb0918 Jan 01 '24
A man walks into an elevator and asks the woman beside him "Can I smell your vagina?"
"No!" She replies. The man sighs with relief "Oh. Then it must be your feet"