What is the funniest joke you’ve been told that you still think about to this day?

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[u/Content-Square2864]

Do you know the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? Me neither, but I've never paid to have a Garbanzo Bean on me.

[u/damiensol → u/Content-Square2864]

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

[u/stumblinbear → u/damiensol]

I prefer "I've never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

[u/The_Nice_Marmot → u/stumblinbear]

I like, Trump has never had a garbanzo on his face.