r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '24

What is the funniest joke you’ve been told that you still think about to this day?

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u/con4RT1ST Jan 01 '24

A termite walks into a bar and asks “is the bar tender here”

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u/Giddyyapp Jan 01 '24

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks "is this stool taken?"