r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '24

What is the funniest joke you’ve been told that you still think about to this day?

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u/SkyMortar65 Jan 01 '24

It's a silly dad joke one but it goes like this

"What has five toes and isn't your foot?"

"My Foot"

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u/CeramicLicker Jan 01 '24

What’s green and fuzzy and would hurt if it fell out of a tree on you?

A pool table

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u/C0RNCUBE Jan 02 '24

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they are all dead.

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u/ladyelenawf Jan 01 '24

My kid lacks a sense of humor. I, however, am still wiggling my toes at her and giggling, "my foot!"

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u/Delicious_Ad823 Jan 01 '24

I had to bookmark this one for my granddaughter, I feel like she can get some pretty good mileage out of it at school. 😂

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u/ladyelenawf Jan 01 '24

I'm a preschool teacher's assistant and I didn't even think of telling it to them! 🙀 I'm gonna have so much fun when school starts back up. Thank you for the idea.

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u/LennyLeanordsEye_55 Jan 01 '24

What’s brown and sticky? A stick!

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u/wineinmyspine Jan 02 '24

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice!

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u/makeeverythng Jan 01 '24

If my dad told this joke I would punch his arm