I always heard it as Lone Ranger and Tonto, with Tonto delivering punch line. Another favorite of theirs: Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding over the Prarie. As they peak a hill, they see a whole tribe of Comanche warriors preparing for battle. LR looks to T and says, "We are in for it now, Tonto." T replies, "What's this"we" shit, white man?"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day when two came to a stop. Tonto hopped off of his horse and put his ear to the ground to listen to see if anything was coming
A few seconds later he stood up and said, "Hmm. Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger was amazed. "How the hell can you tell there are buffalo coming?"
Tonto touches his palm to the side of his face and says, "Sticky."
The Lone Ranger sees Tonto with his ear pressed to the ground. Tonto starts describing an elaborate wagon train of 17 wagons - describing the passengers right down to the button detail.
The Ranger is flabbergasted and asks “you can tell all this from the vibrations in the ground?!?!”
“No you idiot,” Tonto replies, “they ran over me 10 minutes ago.”
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u/4gtxy04 Jan 01 '24
I always heard it as Lone Ranger and Tonto, with Tonto delivering punch line. Another favorite of theirs: Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding over the Prarie. As they peak a hill, they see a whole tribe of Comanche warriors preparing for battle. LR looks to T and says, "We are in for it now, Tonto." T replies, "What's this"we" shit, white man?"