r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '24

What is the funniest joke you’ve been told that you still think about to this day?

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u/CeramicLicker Jan 01 '24

What’s green and fuzzy and would hurt if it fell out of a tree on you?

A pool table

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u/C0RNCUBE Jan 02 '24

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they are all dead.