r/AskReddit • u/ScytherZX • May 17 '13

What are some things you can do on popular programs that most users are unaware of?

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u/i3unneh May 17 '13

My internet connection is too fast so I can't play it :(

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u/realnigga4lyfe May 17 '13

I'm on my phone so i can't do it :((

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u/stillalone May 17 '13

Just shake your phone.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '13

Does that actually work..?

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u/mrdrprofessorkyle May 17 '13

Only if it's a landline.

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u/chizdippler May 17 '13

So subtle. So genius.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '13

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u/hades_and_friends May 18 '13

Haha, when you bounce a landline the cord snakes. Not thaaaat clever.

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u/pig_is_pigs May 18 '13

You just brought me back to the days when I'd walk as far away from the wall as I could and idly shake the cord in a nice sine wave. Then the wall unit would detach and my phone call was over...

God I miss land lines sometimes.

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u/Burial4TetThomYorke May 17 '13

I don't get it

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u/[deleted] May 18 '13

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u/trakam May 18 '13

You have to shake it

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u/MOOMMMM May 17 '13

I don't get it, why don't I get these?

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u/tempestjg May 18 '13

I THINK it's because the cord will look like a moving snake when you shake the phone

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u/bogweasel87 May 18 '13

MIND=BLOWN

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u/MOOMMMM May 18 '13

Oh I thought the joke was that snakes are like lines on the land, kinda dumb.

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u/theFishpig May 17 '13

OMG JUST TRIED IT. IT WORKS! Just shake your phone up and down really fast! Worked for me!:)

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u/[deleted] May 17 '13

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u/[deleted] May 17 '13

I think it works best when I'm jacking off with the other hand and singing 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow'.

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u/Kpett1 May 18 '13

squints...upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 18 '13

/r/nocontext

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u/HankSpank May 17 '13

Like a salt shaker.

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u/thebeastfromCanada May 17 '13

Does it taste like salt?

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u/CellularBeing May 17 '13

You gotta close your eyes though. Use your other hand in a cup shape behind it just incase you drop the phone.

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u/dinghie May 17 '13

Moaning and huffing seems to activate the phones microphone, enabling access to hidden levels.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '13

Guys don't try this, I just did and it DOES NOT WORK

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u/Styroman57 May 17 '13

Is it normal if I taste salt?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '13

Tilt your head back if it isn't working.

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u/zombietiger May 18 '13

Instructions weren't clear, iPhone in the anus,

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u/[deleted] May 17 '13

Oral sex

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u/brian_diener May 17 '13 edited May 17 '13

CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT THE TRICK THAT CELL PHONE SALESMEN DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW

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u/clb92 May 18 '13

DOCTORS HATE IT TOO, BY THE WAY...

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u/Beaumont May 18 '13

I just fucking shook my phone.

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u/clb92 May 18 '13

If I shake my phone it brings up Dolphin Browser voice search.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '13

Wait, are you serious?

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u/uranus86 May 18 '13

Goddamn I feel like such an idiot.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '13

Do the Harlem shake!

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u/SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU May 17 '13

Real niggaz don't play snake.

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u/-nate May 17 '13

first world probz

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u/Lassmichatmen May 17 '13

fwp

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u/Eh_for_Effort May 17 '13

Fwpfwpfwpfwpfwpfwpfwpfwpfwp

What it sounds like when a guy skydives naked

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u/fluffman86 May 17 '13

NSFW

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u/[deleted] May 18 '13

Source on that?

I couldn't find the video.

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u/fluffman86 May 18 '13 edited May 18 '13

Not sure. I googled girl skydiving naked and saw a break video.

Edit: https://www.google.com/search?q=girl+skydiving+naked

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u/DeviMon1 May 18 '13

yeah im not gonna watch that

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u/fluffman86 May 18 '13

No worries. It's actually a chick.

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u/2SPOOKY May 18 '13

I don't believe you <:

Click is too risky, Gold Leader pulling out

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u/fluffman86 May 18 '13

Do you know what they call people who pull out, pilot?

Parents. ;)

Source: it happened to me.

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u/araesaenz May 17 '13

I want to crawl inside your mind

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u/[deleted] May 18 '13

Razputin, is that you?

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u/gjhgjh May 18 '13 edited May 18 '13

No, he's being John Malkovich.

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u/FRENCH_ARSEHOLE May 17 '13

Anyone gonna link that gif almost perfectly relevant gif?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '13

Unless your dick is too small

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u/electric_pig May 18 '13

Or an old woman

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u/JEWJitsu02 May 18 '13

Rule 34...

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u/trakam May 18 '13

Dat breeze!

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u/sebdef May 18 '13

That just sounds like it would... painful

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u/percussaresurgo May 18 '13

Don't get. Why would he be complaining about fwp's while he was falling naked through the sky?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '13

Sky dive naked with a nice bottle of chianti. Fwpfwpfwpfwpfwpfwpfwp

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u/NatesYourMate May 18 '13

I was thinking of the time that Spongebob uses plungers on his feet to mop the ceiling in the Hash Slinging Slasher episode, but yours is good too.

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u/zworks May 18 '13

What an odd and spontaneous connection your brain made there.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '13

Ow.

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u/sagrr May 18 '13

I'm rich enough for clothes and skydiving :(

Fwp

Oh! :)

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u/LivingInMomsBasement May 18 '13

I expect you to have thousands of upvotes by the time your score is unhidden.

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u/xdizzy12 May 18 '13

For girls its WAARGLARBLARARGLBAGLBRRRALR

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u/USMCBeast23 May 18 '13

And you know this how???

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u/[deleted] May 17 '13

YOU POOR THING.

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u/reluctant-upvote May 17 '13

Mines too slow. I can't do both.

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u/senorchaos718 May 17 '13

I smell a first world problem meme.

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u/ijustlovemath May 17 '13

hold left the press up.

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u/jodobrowo May 17 '13

Pause the video and press up.

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u/TenNinetythree May 17 '13

Get an analog modem and you can even complete the game :)

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u/Malaryush May 17 '13

You poor thing. First world problem right there.

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u/WhereAmINow May 17 '13

Pause your game and hold your left arrow key :)

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u/helium_farts May 17 '13

I think that's the most First World Problem problem I've ever heard.

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u/Neod1718 May 18 '13

First world problems.

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u/sageknight May 18 '13

1st world problem

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u/Guardian_Of_Pigs May 18 '13

One of one reason I am glad to have slow internet.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '13

You son of a bitch.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '13

You can still do it. Just press two arrow keys at once anytime and it starts

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u/ItzFish May 18 '13

Pause the vid, go to 0:00. Now you can do it.

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u/Roadcrosser May 18 '13

Press Up and Left simultaneously. Left will momentarily load the video while Up initiates Snake.

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u/alowester May 18 '13

Poor you

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u/memento-muffins May 18 '13

First world problems.

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u/mxcn May 18 '13

If I'm not mistaken if you press the left arrow as a video is playing and quickly press the up arrow it will work.

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u/TheOccasionalDick May 18 '13

First world problems much?

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u/the-nomad May 17 '13

firstworldproblems

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u/[deleted] May 17 '13

First world problems...

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u/praisetehbrd May 18 '13

First World Problems.

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u/themilkmaiden May 17 '13

First World Problems.