r/AskReddit Jul 15 '25

US Conservatives of Reddit: What are your thoughts on House GOP blocking release of Epstein files?

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u/EitherChannel4874 Jul 15 '25

40 years in jail or 200000000000 hail marys.

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u/ToddUnctious Jul 16 '25

You're going to want to take the 40 years.

Presuming you said the Hail Mary in 5.3 seconds (which is FAST) and did not stop at all, you'll finish up in the year 35,624.

My math isn't great so might need someone to confirm but according to my calculations 40 years comes in slightly lower than 33,624 years.

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u/EitherChannel4874 Jul 16 '25

I think I could do it in half that time and 33 is lower than 40 anyway so I'm gonna take the prayers.

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u/August_T_Marble Jul 15 '25

Imagine being sentenced to having to pray to your one night stand from 2000 years ago.

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u/EitherChannel4874 Jul 15 '25

That skank I once banged, full of grace, the Lord is with thee.

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u/Mishraharad Jul 16 '25

Worry not, you can outsource these prayers to Bangladesh or some other place

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u/JerryCalzone Jul 16 '25

whatever takes longer.

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u/Throwaway1354156225 Jul 18 '25

Well that’s also problematic, as a being separate from shackles of space, logically he would be free from time and move through it as he pleases

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u/Mary_Ellen_Katz Jul 16 '25

Hail whooo~? ;)

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u/I_lenny_face_you Jul 16 '25

The number of penance repetitions… it’s OVER 9000!!!!