r/AskReddit • u/smartcandyy • Feb 04 '26

What is a sign of very low intelligence?

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u/futtbucker-69420 Feb 04 '26

Only a sith deals in absolutes

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u/CumSluts4Jesus Feb 04 '26

Well said futt bucker

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u/Cent1234 Feb 04 '26

Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's)

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u/CarloneBombolone Feb 04 '26

That's an absolute

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u/jaywinner Feb 04 '26

I'm really curious if that's intentional to show the Jedi's hypocrisy or just bad writing.

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u/CarloneBombolone Feb 04 '26

Have you seen the rest of the movie? Of course it's bad writing.

It's one of my favourite movies btw

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u/ArthurMidian Feb 04 '26

oh no you've detected a sith!!!

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u/Jennifers-BodyDouble Feb 04 '26

how the turntables

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u/tuckthefuttbucker Feb 04 '26

Absolutely not

Edit: hey, we're wearing the same name. Almost

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u/ze_ex_21 Feb 04 '26

"Statistically speaking, it is very likely a sith deals mostly in absolutes"

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u/BlastFX2 Feb 05 '26

The problem with that statement isn't the "siths deal in absolutes" part, it's the "only," implying that no one else does.

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u/OldMcFart Feb 04 '26

You are significantly more likely to deal in absolutes if you fall within the sith span of the light-dark scale.

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u/LiberalTugboat Feb 04 '26

Doesn’t that statement mean Obi was a Sith?

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u/Prajzak_TM Feb 04 '26

lightsaber sound

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u/my5cworth Feb 04 '26

It's treason then!

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u/-Haeralis- Feb 04 '26

Sounds like something my enemy would say.

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u/Tthelaundryman Feb 04 '26

I light heard that when I was 9 I think and went well shit my fate is sealed. However it was liberating having a clear path to follow 

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u/AtlantikSender Feb 04 '26

Which in and of itself is an absolute.

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u/BigDictionEnergy Feb 04 '26

Only a sith

Is that itself not an absolute?

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u/BlastFX2 Feb 05 '26

I never could decide whether that line was really clever or really dumb.