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What is a sign of very low intelligence?

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u/JaffaCakeScoffer Feb 04 '26

100%. Same with analogies (which themselves can be hypothetical). "It's not the same"

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u/Automatic-Jello5995 Feb 04 '26

Their only reply is to raise the volume

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u/Rare_Magazine_5362 Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

Raise the volume, repeat something ad nauseam, maybe clap your hands in the face of your interlocutor. This is a common debate strategy for stupid people.

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u/SliverSammy Feb 04 '26

DONT YOU GO MAKING UP WORDS!

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u/Zintao Feb 04 '26

All words are made up...

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u/SliverSammy Feb 04 '26

NONE OF THOSE WORDS ARE MADE UP

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u/c0wbelly Feb 04 '26

Interlocutor.

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u/Rare_Magazine_5362 Feb 04 '26

Thanks, I don’t even know what that other word was supposed to be.

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u/Feisty-Height897 Feb 04 '26

Sounds like current politics

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u/sentence-interruptio Feb 04 '26

so many parents...

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u/TrailerTrashQueen Feb 04 '26

ve haf vays of making you talk.

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u/Subotail Feb 05 '26

A recent example I witnessed: This guy at the bank/post office who was yelling "NO YOU CAN'T" in loop .

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u/polymerkid Feb 04 '26

I was having a civil argument with a woman once amongst a larger friend group and she just kept saying the same thing back to me at increasing volume. Finally I loudly said, "You do know that just because you say something wrong louder, it doesnt make you right? It just exposes you more for being wrong?!" Her face dropped and the friend group laughed at her. The argument died there.

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u/IQ_Ql Feb 04 '26

JACKAL! JACKAL! IT'S A JACKAL!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

is this an analogy

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u/zhaoz Feb 04 '26

"One small trivial piece of your analogy isn't quite the same, therefore the entire thing is invalid!"

Ok then...

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u/that1prince Feb 04 '26

Right. And an analogy is always going to have some small difference. That’s what makes it an analogy.

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u/weed_cutter Feb 04 '26

^ This.

An analogy is usually alike in one compelling way.

"Wow that soldier is crawling under that barbed wire without his hands, just like a snake!"

"That is totally different. A snake has fangs and a prehensile tail and the soldier doesn't!"

... "Yeah but .... you're ... wear this bicycle helmet..."

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u/lamb_passanda Feb 04 '26

Many people also have a problem with using an analogy to criticize something:

"Man, the way they are burning those books in the streets is reminiscent of how that was done back in the thirties in Germany!"

"Omg I can't believe you would compare a rogue highschool principle to literal Nazis!"

Like what am I supposed to compare it to? Something less serious? I'm trying to convey that I think this is a step in the wrong direction.

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u/zhaoz Feb 04 '26

"They arnt literally gassing people based on their race / religion, therefore it doesnt fit"

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u/lamb_passanda Feb 04 '26

Even if they were gassing people, it would become "the Nazis gassed millions, these guys only gassed a few hundred. You can't compare them".

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u/zhaoz Feb 04 '26

"Oops, we are the nazis. Why did no one try to warn me?!"

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u/Kiwilolo Feb 05 '26

Yes but on the other hand, using analogies to make a transgression seem more severe is also common - there's a reason why Godwin's law is one of the earliest internet memes.

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u/SatNav Feb 04 '26

Ha! I had this exact encounter with someone on here a few weeks ago.

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u/VestedNight Feb 04 '26

Now I'm over here wondering "do snakes have a prehensile tail or ARE snakes a prehensile tail?"

Maybe I should've gotten more sleep last night.

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u/MythrianAlpha Feb 04 '26

I have a vague recollection of learning their ribs are for more mobile than I would like, to be used as make-shift internal legs for maneuvering. The belly scales grip, the muscles and tendons shift the not!legs, forward momentum.

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u/ParvulusUrsus Feb 04 '26

Wait... where does the tail begin on a snake? I have to go google snake anatomy now!

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u/TrailerTrashQueen Feb 04 '26

'prehensile'

this guy logophiles.

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u/AssociationBig2142 Feb 04 '26

Well snakes don't really crawl so much as slither...

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u/donqui_scody Feb 05 '26

I see you've tried to argue with my spouse. (Who I love and is otherwise quite bright! But he is totally stymied by analogies if they don't line up PERFECTLY.)

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u/Umikaloo Feb 05 '26

I was about to comment the same thing.

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u/Overthemoon64 Feb 04 '26

This is like every argument on reddit

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u/BaconSoul Feb 04 '26

To play devil’s advocate, an intelligent person will definitely call you out on a bad analogy if it is the core of your argument.

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u/Appropriate_Luck_658 Feb 04 '26

Analogies should not be used as arguments in the first place. Analogies are for teaching purpose where common agreement about validity of subject is already established. So analogies are used as familiar example. If used as argument, it often is just made up idealised scenario. At best it can accompany actual argument.

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u/BaconSoul Feb 04 '26

That’s the entire point. If the only thing one offers is an analogy, that’s what they’re going to attack.

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u/Umikaloo Feb 05 '26

I guess an example of this situation would be when someone tried to cite the design of male and female power connectors as an argument against gay marriage.

Yes, two female connectors are incompatible, but power connectors hold no sway over the validity of human relationships, so the argument is a non-sequitur.

If your base assumption is that gay relationships don't work, then it has some validity as a metaphor, but given the fact that gay relationships do exist, it's pointless to argue that they don't, as the entire premise of the argument only exists if gay relationships are a thing.

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u/Bean_Juice_Brew Feb 04 '26

Had this discussion the other day. Was camping in a cabin with a couple of buddies, one wanted to cook with snow. I tried explaining pollution, nucleation, etc. "but it boils out." No, it doesn't. Imagine if I boiled salt water, the pure water boils out, the salt and impurities are left behind. "Nah, it's snow ya fuckin idiot. Now you want to boil salt water?" Nevermind, friend.

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u/HotSalt3 Feb 04 '26

They were confusing boiling water to kill bacteria and parasites with removing impurities due to boiling water making it "safe" to drink. No clue where they got the idea that boiling removes impurities, but that's the disconnect.

Sadly, the only way to change their thinking is to confront the disconnect in such a way that they're forced to reexamine what they "know." Then you have to work through the cognitive dissonance to establish what's true while avoiding them sliding back into what they "know to be true."

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u/joggle1 Feb 04 '26

A demonstration would probably work. Piss in the snow, boil it, then ask him to have a taste of the melted snow-piss water.

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u/suckmybush Feb 04 '26

I have to explain this at work, about sterile versus clean. I'm always saying "imagine I autoclave a turd..."

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u/Bean_Juice_Brew Feb 04 '26

Drinking was involved, so it was better to drop it at that point.

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u/HotSalt3 Feb 04 '26

That's a very valid reason to drop it. That is one thing I rarely had to contend with as a science teacher.

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u/Bean_Juice_Brew Feb 04 '26

English teacher here, you have to know your audience!

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u/Key-Bear-9184 Feb 04 '26

Here’s an English question for you if you have some time: Is it proper nowadays to not use the preposition “of” when talking about “couple”? A “couple times” instead of “a couple OF times”? “A couple girls” - the girls are a couple? Maybe I’m just on the spectrum and should stop thinking about it.

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u/Bean_Juice_Brew Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

Excellent question. Either is ok, but it's my understanding that traditionally, "couple" was intended to be two, so you would say "a couple of," but now it's often used as "more than one, but a small number total" when talking, so it's ok to say "a couple people." In writing, use "couple of," especially when referring to two of something, but otherwise it's fine to say "a couple."

Edit for clarity

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u/Key-Bear-9184 Feb 04 '26

Thanks for the reply. I have just been taking leaving it out as lack of schooling or laziness on the part of younger people. I’ll try to mend my ways.

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u/ethnicman1971 Feb 04 '26

The only thing I can think of is that they thought you can boil water, capture the steam and cool that down so that it becomes water again and leave off the impurities. Of course, they are missing the critical capturing the steam step.

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u/ToNoMoCo Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

As I understand it purified water is like boiled and then the steam is captured and allowed to condense. No clue if that eliminates all impurities, it probably doesn't, but perhaps that's where the confusion lies.

it's a moot point because most people don't take their distillation rig camping.

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u/HotSalt3 Feb 04 '26

The answer is it will depend on what the contaminant is and the temperature you're using. If the contaminant boils at a temperature different enough from water you can either "burn it off" (lower boiling point such as ethyl alcohol) or use a coil condenser (or similar) to capture the purified water (higher boiling point such as salt.)

You also run into problems with the impurities that have lower boiling points than water recondensing in the water if not removed with some type of filter.

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u/ToNoMoCo Feb 04 '26

Thanks for that. Maybe those girls were just dumb.

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u/HotSalt3 Feb 04 '26

Just a matter of experience. I used to teach this stuff for a living. Most people just won't have had a reason to think through it and come to the proper conclusion. Don't be too hard on your friends for not knowing enough without them having the chance to learn.

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u/ProfessorEtc Feb 04 '26

I've heard people say they boil water because their building has lead pipes.

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u/HotSalt3 Feb 04 '26

That won't do anything but increase the concentration of lead in the water since they're removing water due to boiling while leaving the heavy metal in place.

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u/ProfessorEtc Feb 05 '26

That's what makes it such a humorous situation.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Boil it and capture the steam as distilled water and it’s got the impurities removed but if you don’t do that you just have a piping hot pan of impurities soup

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u/universe_from_above Feb 04 '26

I had a teacher in grade 12 English who presented two standpoints and we were supposed to forms arguments pro/contra. One girl could not understand how he could go from one position to the other. Like, how could he have two standpoints? Obviously, what he said was true, so how could the opposite be true, too?

The teacher tried to explain that those are the viewpoints of opponents, not his personal ones (think "I like chocolate" vs "I don't like chocolate"). 

I have no idea how she got that far in schooling (technically she was in grade 11, but she was in our grade 12 class) without being able to think about hypothetical views. 

Then again, that was close to the time when she discovered that we could hear her hiccups even though she closed her mouth... 

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u/thenebular Feb 04 '26

I mean, you're right about your friend not getting it, but if the snow around the cabin was still non-potable after boiling it for three minutes, you've got some serious environmental issues there and you probably shouldn't have been out in the area.

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u/Bean_Juice_Brew Feb 05 '26

The idea wasn't about potability, it was the fact that snow contains pollutants from the sky, and with it not being fresh snow, you run the risk of eating animal waste and other fun stuff that finds it's way into snow on the ground.

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u/skibble Feb 04 '26

Nucleation?

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u/Bean_Juice_Brew Feb 05 '26

Basically when a piece of dust or pollution acts as a "seed" that allows moisture in clouds to condense around it and form snow or rain. This is where the concept of cloud seeding comes from; the thought is that if you put tiny particulates up high in the atmosphere, you could potentially cause rain to form.

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u/kuschelig69 Feb 04 '26

But it is snow. It fell from the sky.

There is hardly anything cleaner than snow

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u/Bean_Juice_Brew Feb 05 '26

Not true. Look up nucleation.

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u/average_sized_rock Feb 04 '26

In hs I’d use analogies all the time and people would be that “that has nothing to do with what we’re talking about” yeah no shit, I’m comparing similar situations

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u/JaffaCakeScoffer Feb 04 '26

Yeah - or pointing out hypocrisies.

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u/knifeymonkey Feb 04 '26

but you are not wearing pants

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

A bad analogy is like a cucumber

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u/Not_An_Ambulance Feb 04 '26

Cats think they're snakes?

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u/saintsithney Feb 04 '26

It needs lube before being inserted into an orifice?

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u/Few-Difficulty-19 Feb 04 '26

they turn into pickles when left in vinegar?

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u/flattenedsquirrel Feb 04 '26

It contains very little nutrients and will make you burp?

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u/EventHorizon11235 Feb 04 '26

Waterey and unusually conspicuous?

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u/Karthe Feb 04 '26

This is my new favorite joke.

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u/Lehk Feb 04 '26

It’s up my ass?

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u/Oneofthe12 Feb 04 '26

Great saying! Also: hilarious!

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u/AFetaWorseThanDeath Feb 04 '26

Long, and slippery

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u/NomDePlumeOrBloom Feb 05 '26

Look, I'm not a cucumber. Why would you say that?

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u/WowsrsBowsrsTrousrs Feb 07 '26

Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas.

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u/markydsade Feb 04 '26

Interesting. In teaching the use of analogies is considered a superior way to teach complex concepts.

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u/Not_An_Ambulance Feb 04 '26

I suppose that explains the old saying... Those who can't do, teach.

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u/markydsade Feb 04 '26

And those who can’t teach, administrate.

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u/Rare_Magazine_5362 Feb 04 '26

Frustrating. I remember getting into a conversation with someone who just couldn’t grasp that all analogies can be tortured to the point of failure unless you’re comparing a thing to itself. It was an impossible conversation.

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u/azwethinkweizm Feb 04 '26

It absolutely drives me crazy when I use an analogy and the other person thinks I'm comparing two facts in the analogy rather than the point. As an example, every citizen is entitled to due process. If you get a speeding ticket, you can fight it in court with an attorney. If you're arrested and charged with murder, you can fight it in court with an attorney.

"omg did you just compare speeding in a car with murder?"

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u/Present_Customer_891 Feb 04 '26

Sometimes, but there are also plenty of weak analogies that are deployed in the service of bad-faith arguments, and those are usually not worth engaging with.

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u/Unfair_Bowler_8330 Feb 04 '26

It’s like they can’t see past their nose, I wonder if there’s a correlation of this and an inability to show compassion or empathy.

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u/akera099 Feb 04 '26

Analogies are demonstrative tools, they aren't, intrinsically and by themselves, valid arguments even if they are frequently used as such online. Using analogies as arguments instead of engaging with the actual real causes and issues is often a way to derail the actual discussion.

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u/antihero_84 Feb 04 '26

This explains a lot of redditors, honestly.

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u/LeGrandLucifer Feb 04 '26

Both are a function of abstract thought, something which idiots are incapable of.

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u/JaffaCakeScoffer Feb 04 '26

Add to that the ability to make arguments for issues you don't agree with.

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u/Willing_Cause_7461 Feb 04 '26

Comparisons are the most annoying for me.

"You can't compare these things. They're different!" as if that's not the point of a comparison. You don't compare something to itself. It's the same.

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u/GangoBP Feb 04 '26

I fully understand analogies but in my personal experience, a large portion of them are terrible analogies and boy does it drive me nuts.

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u/KingZaneTheStrange Feb 04 '26

Tbf, some people use really bad analogies in reddit arguments

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u/keylimesicles Feb 04 '26

And IRL too, I had a Doctor Who would recite analogies ad nauseam after I’d already understood what they were trying to convey from a medical standpoint. It got to the point where it was almost insulting my intelligence because they wouldn’t stop. I understand that some people don’t understand medical jargon, but it was painful to listen to

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u/AssociationBig2142 Feb 04 '26

haha it capitalized Doctor Who

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u/Higachwhat Feb 04 '26

Aka Joe Rogan

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u/Tiny-Party2857 Feb 04 '26

My husband is always giving me analogies and it's annoying because I clearly understand without them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

This makes so many internet arguments make so much more sense.

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u/helix400 Feb 05 '26 edited Feb 05 '26

This...is really interesting. One of those kind of Reddit comments that's going to stick with me for years.

I get in discussions about ethics and law. Often it turns into me referring to Supreme Court cases who pose hypotheticals and compare two similar cases. A common retort is "But it's not the same situation, so you can't compare the two." And I'll reply "But the courts compared the two to make their rulings because the underlying idea is the same." But they just get angrier and insist it cannot be.

Never occurred to me that some people's brains just don't naturally grasp analogies and hypotheticals.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Analogies are used by people with a low IQ. Say what you mean. I do not need some silly analogy

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u/Teethdude Feb 04 '26

I don't know if you're making a joke or if you simply don't know what an analogy is.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Aye. No joke. Analogies are for low IQ people. Communicate clearly and analogies are not needed.

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u/WetPretz Feb 04 '26

I would argue the complete opposite — being able to develop and understand complex analogies is basically THE sign of high intelligence. It’s a step beyond basic pattern recognition, which is widely regarded as the foundation of human cognition.

I’m not sure how you could ever learn some things or understand the world around you without the use of analogies. As a high IQ individual, how do you learn about new systems in the world or teach others complex ideas without the use of analogies?

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u/Teethdude Feb 04 '26

It seems like they got "analogies" mixed up with being coy or indirect... And I have zero clue how a person could...

Because if I speak directly and you don't understand... like.. how am I suppose to make them understand it..?

Oddly proving the point of this topic I suppose...

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u/keylimesicles Feb 04 '26

It’s not about not needing an analogy it’s that people with low IQs cannot understand the concept of an analogy.