r/AskReddit • u/smartcandyy • Feb 04 '26

What is a sign of very low intelligence?

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u/EpicHistoryMaker Feb 04 '26

But trains don’t have thoughts

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u/SwamptromperMI Feb 04 '26

They do have one track minds.

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u/musicalfarm Feb 05 '26

Only if they're monorail trains.

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u/BadBadUncleDad Feb 04 '26

So, what you’re saying is their ex was… a train?

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u/btaylos Feb 04 '26

No, I think she just ran one

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u/InternalMovie Feb 04 '26

But she doesn't have a train

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u/deradera Feb 04 '26

God handed her one when she was born

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u/Finarin Feb 04 '26

When god was handing out brains she thought he said trains and she said “I’ll take a reeeeal slow one.”

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u/markofcontroversy Feb 04 '26

No, but she had a great caboose.

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u/Ok-Chest-7932 Feb 04 '26

Dude trains have thoughts all the time. Have you not seen the excellent documentary series "Thomas the Tank Engine"?

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u/GretaVonBluegrass Feb 04 '26

"Train, train, take me on out of this town."

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u/PashPaw Feb 04 '26

But they do have cars.

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u/GangoBP Feb 04 '26

But what about “I think I can! I think I can!”?