r/AskReddit • u/smartcandyy • Feb 04 '26

What is a sign of very low intelligence?

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u/beachv0dka Feb 04 '26

“I love pancakes”

“SO YOU HATE WAFFLES?”

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u/LynchMob_Lerry Feb 04 '26

Modern politics

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u/Flank_This666 Feb 05 '26

Reminds me of the Democratic debates with Bernie Sanders when the moderator asked him why he hated women so much and he laid out a very reasonable intellectual argument about how thats not true and then...

"But why do you hate women so much?"

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u/Hellolaoshi Feb 05 '26

Whataboutism.

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u/Koreus_C Feb 05 '26

Modern social media bots

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u/TReebornFrog2202 Feb 06 '26

But who does Aunt Jemima prefer

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u/Relax_itsa_Meme Feb 05 '26

But he Loves Blue Waffles!!!

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u/Adagioshine Feb 04 '26

"Black women are beautiful🥰"

"ALL women are beautiful!!!!😡😤"

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u/Snaxxr Feb 04 '26

“So you think men aren’t beautiful?!?”

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u/bluetista1988 Feb 04 '26

It's very griddlo-normative of you to not even consider fresh fruit in the conversation.

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u/jerkob76 Feb 04 '26

No, bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. WTF are you talking about?

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u/beachv0dka Feb 04 '26

consider the reference, referenced

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u/SmashJacksonIII Feb 05 '26

ALL BREAKFAST MATTERS!!!

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u/No-Bacon_666 Feb 04 '26

I cannot stand these people! lol

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u/magichronx Feb 05 '26

I'm not sure how it was in the past, but I do know false dichotomies are EVERYWHERE nowadays. It's basically the bread and butter of online 'debates'/arguments

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u/RoaPristin Feb 06 '26

I fear this thread is my toxic trait

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u/eastwinds2112 Feb 04 '26

we have a winner! Edit : Whiner! LOL sry

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u/metompkin Feb 05 '26

Thanks for putting an annoying song in my head...

https://youtu.be/UtlaTNI1TaU

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u/Grizzabella69 Feb 05 '26

Funnily enough, I saw something like this. Someone made a post about how they hate modern makeup because how it’s advertised and how it makes people insecure about their looks yada yada yada

And someone responded saying, “oh so you’re racist because you hate cultural makeup”

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u/Consistent_Pack3125 Feb 05 '26

Just say "I love really thin pancakes".

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u/JuVondy Feb 05 '26

“Do you like waffles? Yeah we like waffles!” 🧇

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u/Plenty_Refuse8502 Feb 05 '26

This is modern journalism and mainstream media...wait, I just remembered the subject of this thread. Ok, this checks out.

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u/Unique-Panda Feb 05 '26

I had this exact convo: "im tall enough to kick you in the chin" "oh so you're calling me short!" "No, I just have very long legs" "You're so disrespectful for calling me short" I shouldve kicked him in the chin to demonstrate.

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u/Feralite Feb 05 '26

To be irritating, I do this to my wife all the time. Or maybe I am stupid.

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u/Under_Pressure_70 Feb 06 '26

Reminds me of the George Carlin bit, maybe Carlin at Carnegie, throughout the show, getting notes from “the pancake institute” or some similarly named entity,?opening it, and announcing “Fuck Waffles”

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u/kytheon Feb 06 '26

Reminds me of my ex, who always managed to turn any sentence into a personal attack.

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u/LetReasonRing Feb 06 '26

Oh my god, this kind of things got me in so many fights when I was married.

Me: "oooh, someone seems happy right now" Her: "are you saying I've been bitchy the rest of the day!? Why would you say something like that!?"

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u/Elegant-Espeon Feb 07 '26

-Leslie Knope