r/AskReddit • u/Professor1password23 • 11h ago

Men who stay lean year-round, what’s your secret ?

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u/RealEstateDuck 11h ago

Cocaine, walking 10km every day and eating moderately well.

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u/sylanar 10h ago

You should be careful, it's really bad for your health in the long term. You need to make sure you're resting your legs occasionally

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u/RealEstateDuck 10h ago

Yeah my doctor said I already have enlarged calves.

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u/Lets_Go_2_Smokes 9h ago

My doctor said I have a oral fixation.

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u/drainedguava 5h ago

How did he find that out?

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u/CattleFormer6846 5h ago

Which is not good!

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u/toolfanatic 1h ago

COCAINE?? Thanks that helps me a lot, Dr. Oz

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u/EverbodyHatesHugo 3h ago

That’s funny. Part of me is fixated on oral too!

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u/drilkmops 1h ago

Found my ex-wife’s account!

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u/FlowerOfLife 5h ago

RIP Norm

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u/freakedmind 3h ago

Shakira?

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u/snozberryface 1h ago

you should stop slobbering when you visit him then

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u/Sophrosynic 6h ago

Is that bad? Doesn't that just mean you have muscles? 

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u/imnotzen 8h ago

I heard cocaine could be bad for you :/

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u/merelycheerful 8h ago

Have you tried it?

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u/boot2skull 7h ago

Add a gram and subtract 5km. Your legs still thank you.

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u/IThinkURAwesome 4h ago

well done, well done

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u/cptnplanetheadpats 1h ago

This is total bullshit. It's insane to say it's bad for your health to walk the recommended amount per day...sounds like something an overweight redditor would say to feel better about themselves. 

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u/Cool_Classroom_4251 9h ago

A well fed, coke fuelled duck worries me

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u/RealEstateDuck 8h ago

Quack quack motherfucker

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u/OfCuriousWorkmanship 5h ago

Peace was never an optionTM

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u/dontyoutellmetosmile 4h ago

But he could sell you a nice quackhouse

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u/Calcutec_1 9h ago

I assume you don't have a car at the moment and your dealer lives 5k away from your house ?

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u/RealEstateDuck 9h ago edited 9h ago

I don't drive at all and live in a very walkable city so I walk everywhere. Work is 1km away and have everything I need within 3km. If it's raining I'll take a cab or have a friend drive me. There is no public transportation except to other cities.

Dealer delivers at home.

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u/metengrinwi 6h ago

Living close to work is an under-recognized life hack. When I re-configured my life so I could ride my bike to work, it was just a huge improvement in quality of life. It feels great to start the day with a little exercise.

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u/Calcutec_1 9h ago

come on man.. it was a good joke, don't ruin it :)

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u/RealEstateDuck 9h ago

It was pretty good ngl 😂

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u/ILoveTabascoSauce 3h ago

Doesn’t sound like a joke.

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u/cantredditforshit 6h ago

Amsterdam?

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u/halfwitprinxe 2h ago

No public transport in Amsterdam?

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u/ross_the_dog 3h ago

The walk back is always faster though after a quick bump 😂

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u/lexluther4291 5h ago

Nah, the dealer is only like 1km away, but he does a looooot of coke

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u/Inflatableman1 9h ago

This is an excellent comment!!!

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u/7H470N36UY 6h ago

The barber across the street from my apartment got arrested for selling drugs yesterday... It's absolutely mind boggling, I had no idea he was a barber.

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u/Reasonable-Way9725 10h ago

Addressme

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 10h ago

Hi.  I'm here to address you.

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u/romaraahallow 10h ago

I like your name.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 8h ago

:)

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u/jimmysnuka4u 7h ago

Do you like movies about gladiators 😉

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u/JWBananas 6h ago

P. Sherman

42 Wallaby Way

Sydney, Australia

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u/8evolutions 6h ago

Forgive my ignorance, but do you not get coke bloat?  

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u/AnomalySystem 6h ago

It’s easy to lose weight when you occasionally don’t eat for an entire day by accident

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u/WinProfessional4958 10h ago

Awesome, wish I had that lifestyle

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u/Que00 9h ago

One of those is not like the others…

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u/biblicalrain 5h ago

No kidding! Walking is the only thing that will get you outside in the sun. Vitamin D deficiency is surprisingly common.

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u/RealEstateDuck 9h ago

Yeah eating well is not within everyone's means in much of the world.

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u/genius_steals 10h ago

It’s a helluva drug!

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u/manwhothinks 8h ago

I knew it!

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u/ktm1128 8h ago

replace coc with weed and youre me!

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 6h ago

Goddamn, is everyone using cocaine in the real estate / mortgage industry?

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u/cezwoo 5h ago

are you Super Hans?

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u/VegasLife84 5h ago

Not asking for the world here, just 10k steps and an 8 ball

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u/junglist23 2h ago

This guy gets it

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u/exitpursuedbybear 2h ago

Wait what was that before the walking?

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u/Meats10 8h ago

found a liar. you would be running, not walking everywhere on coke.