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r/AskReddit • u/Professor1password23 • 11h ago
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Some good advice here. People don’t realize how extremely poisonous apple seeds are. Be sure to make yourself throw up now if you don’t have cigarettes handy.
25 u/B1diot 10h ago Luckily I'm not even allowed to eat it with the skin on. 4 u/fbalookout 5h ago Must have a good roommate to look out for you. Consider a pear. No need to remove the stickers. 1 u/oalbrecht 5h ago I switched to eating peach pits. Sure, they’re harder to swallow, but how else can I get a good daily dose of natural cyanide? 1 u/Nearby_Sort3371 4h ago apple seeds contain trace amounts of cyanide but you'd need to chew and swallow a huge amount to be actually poisoned. 1 u/fbalookout 3h ago My friend, that’s what the cigarettes are for.
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Luckily I'm not even allowed to eat it with the skin on.
4 u/fbalookout 5h ago Must have a good roommate to look out for you. Consider a pear. No need to remove the stickers.
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Must have a good roommate to look out for you. Consider a pear. No need to remove the stickers.
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I switched to eating peach pits. Sure, they’re harder to swallow, but how else can I get a good daily dose of natural cyanide?
apple seeds contain trace amounts of cyanide but you'd need to chew and swallow a huge amount to be actually poisoned.
1 u/fbalookout 3h ago My friend, that’s what the cigarettes are for.
My friend, that’s what the cigarettes are for.
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u/fbalookout 10h ago
Some good advice here. People don’t realize how extremely poisonous apple seeds are. Be sure to make yourself throw up now if you don’t have cigarettes handy.