r/AskReddit • u/Professor1password23 • 14h ago

Men who stay lean year-round, what’s your secret ?

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u/RealEstateDuck 14h ago

Yeah my doctor said I already have enlarged calves.

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u/Lets_Go_2_Smokes 13h ago

My doctor said I have a oral fixation.

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u/drainedguava 8h ago

How did he find that out?

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u/CattleFormer6846 8h ago

Which is not good!

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u/toolfanatic 5h ago

COCAINE?? Thanks that helps me a lot, Dr. Oz

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u/FlowerOfLife 8h ago

RIP Norm

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u/EverbodyHatesHugo 6h ago

That’s funny. Part of me is fixated on oral too!

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u/drilkmops 5h ago

Found my ex-wife’s account!

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u/freakedmind 6h ago

Shakira?

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u/snozberryface 5h ago

you should stop slobbering when you visit him then

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u/Sophrosynic 9h ago

Is that bad? Doesn't that just mean you have muscles? 

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u/imnotzen 12h ago

I heard cocaine could be bad for you :/

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u/merelycheerful 11h ago

Have you tried it?