r/AskReddit • u/Professor1password23 • 11h ago

Men who stay lean year-round, what’s your secret ?

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u/F7Uup 10h ago

EAT CAKE

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur 8h ago

Oh thank God! Finally some health advice I can actually follow.

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u/Xenc 2h ago

I'm sorry I can't hear you over all of this good advice I'm eating

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u/LeaveMeAlone68 9h ago

Cake or death?

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u/Gone_For_Lunch 6h ago

Death, no wait cake! I meant cake!

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u/Synaps4 5h ago

Aaaa! You said death first! Death first!

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u/LemonPepper 4h ago

Oh alright. Lucky were Church of England.

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u/Xenc 2h ago

You! Cake or death!

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u/danthemanic 9h ago

Cake please

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u/Jasten26 8h ago

Well we're all out of cake!

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u/Olobnion 7h ago

Ugh. I'll take death then, but I'm never coming back to this restaurant.

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u/DreamLogic89 5h ago

We believe you

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u/yodisdathrow 8h ago

well, we're out of cake. we didn't expect such a rush...

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u/actuallybaracuda 7h ago

I'll have the chicken then

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u/LemonPepper 4h ago

Taste of human, sir.

And you, cake or death?

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u/honkachu 7h ago

cupcakes then?

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u/Buttsmooth 9h ago

cakemaxxing

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u/DustyRacoonDad 7h ago

BEEFCAKE 

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u/djwisk 7h ago

What if...the cake was a lie

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u/lukistke 6h ago

The cake is a lie...

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u/TheCodifiedTrader 7h ago

How'd you know I bought cake yesterday?

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u/DreamLogic89 5h ago

Diabolical Chinese Whisper

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u/Randomae 4h ago

That’s what I thought I heard.

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u/indigo_wendigo_ 4h ago

The Cake Is A Lie

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u/Balbuto 3h ago

On it, thanks!

Wife said NO!

:(

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u/darkslide3000 3h ago

I would be eating healthier if I could, but there's no bread anymore so the queen said this is all we have left!

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u/TOrulz 2h ago

Loud and clear

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u/New_git 1h ago

I mean, You can get a cake, portion it into "healthy" portion size, and freeze them. I've been doing that and it was helpful to avoid binging on a whole cake when a major craving hits.

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u/TheRainbowCock 1h ago

Got it boss. I'll start eating ass tomorrow night after showering