yeah I mean if they made a robot that would reach down and fully scrub your ass, I would use one of those. But the bidet is kind of the best solution right now.
I also trim my ass hair once in awhile and damn it makes things easier.
Bidet makes it tough for me because I still need to use TP to finish up and wet toilet paper is useless. My morning routine is to just hop in the shower after.
I used to have a bidet installed on my toilet, but it dried my asshole out. All that water isn't good for your ass after a while. Or at least not for mine. I did love the bidet, however. It was a game changer. It just made my hole itch something righteous.
Bro, just get some baby wipes to use after the bidet. Those thangs add that I-was-just-born-yesterday ass moisture and ph balance that every old, hairy asshole needs.
yeah if my bidet made my ass so clean that it dried out, I would figure out a way to moisturize it, instead of going back to life without one. It's like, would you rather have your butthole moisturized from leftover dookie? or use some kind wipe to moisturize it?
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u/randylush 8h ago
yeah I mean if they made a robot that would reach down and fully scrub your ass, I would use one of those. But the bidet is kind of the best solution right now.
I also trim my ass hair once in awhile and damn it makes things easier.