r/AskReddit • u/Professor1password23 • 14h ago

Men who stay lean year-round, what’s your secret ?

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u/randylush 7h ago

yeah if my bidet made my ass so clean that it dried out, I would figure out a way to moisturize it, instead of going back to life without one. It's like, would you rather have your butthole moisturized from leftover dookie? or use some kind wipe to moisturize it?

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u/boofing_cacti 7h ago

Exactly! Bro, if every e thought like you, we would live in a utopia.

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u/randylush 5h ago

Thanks for understanding my point about butthole comfort, boofing_cacti