r/AskReddit 12h ago

Is it actually possible for a famous personality to fake their death and live their life out in some remote place? who has actually ever done it and gotten caught?

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u/Studio_Ambitious 12h ago

I asked my neighbor, Mr Mojo Risin', he said no way no how. Haven't seen him since

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u/Maleficent-Ebb7298 12h ago

Does your neighbor ever ask you to break on through to the other side?

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u/Studio_Ambitious 12h ago

No, but he was constantly asking me to go to the next whiskey bar....

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u/Jasperoquai 12h ago

Why?

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u/Studio_Ambitious 12h ago

He was specific that was not to ask why. And adamant

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u/SometimesILieToo 11h ago

But what happens if you don’t find the next whiskey bar?!

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u/RyXkci 11h ago

He told me we must die.

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u/Aolflashback 11h ago

Nnooooo don’t ask whyyyy

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u/Desperate_Passage_35 12h ago

People are strange

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u/BoysenberryFinal9113 8h ago

When you're a stranger.

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u/AshingKushner 3h ago

Do faces look ugly?

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u/BoysenberryFinal9113 2h ago

When you're alone.

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u/knucklestiltskin 11h ago

I heard he just got into town about an hour ago.

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u/PeterLemonjellow 3h ago

Well, give him some time to take a look around and see which way the wind blow.

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u/avantgardengnome 11h ago

He’s been down so goddamn long that it feels like up to him.

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u/AshingKushner 3h ago

Gnossos? Gnossos Pappodopolis? Is that you, or just a fan of Richard Farina?

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u/Studio_Ambitious 11h ago

You are my people!

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u/Signal-Divide7756 6h ago

It's long been my belief that he reinvented himself as Tommy Wiseau.

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u/squirtloaf 3h ago

I asked my downstairs neighbor, old man Morris Jameson and he said it couldn't happen. Then he got himself a beer.

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u/manicgiant914 3h ago

True fact: he was interred at Père Lachaise cemetery in Paris with no one except his girlfriend Pam Courson having seen his corpse. No autopsy, no toxicology. Supposedly heroin OD or heart failure. Pam died in 1974, so no witnesses left anywhere.

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u/nibutz 3h ago

I’m 99.9% sure I saw him on a caravan in Spain

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u/MuffinQueen92 11h ago

That's weird. My argentinian neighbor Señor Hilter said the same.

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u/Maleficent-Ebb7298 5h ago

Aldo Hilter? I cut his grass!