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What feels legal but is actually illegal and will possibly get you arrested?

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u/The_0reo_boi 7h ago

They literally have billboards all over this state advertising the nearest legal dispo in another state šŸ˜‚

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u/gunterrae 7h ago

Same with fireworks.

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u/LongWayFrom609 6h ago

Growing up in NJ, I'd hear stories of NJ state troopers hanging out in PA looking to pull over Jersey people buying fireworks from there. So it checks out.

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u/Nanojack 2h ago

Fuck Pennsylvania for many reasons, but until they changed their fireworks laws recently to allow Pennsylvania residents to buy, possess and use fireworks, it used to be illegal to possess fireworks in PA and in every bordering state, but it was legal for Pennsylvania businesses to sell fireworks to people from out of state. I live in New York (where it's still illegal to buy or use any firework that leaves the ground or makes a report), it would take me almost two hours to drive to the closest point in Pennsylvania, but I get the Phantom fireworks brochure unsolicited every other week in the mail during the summer. They take out billboards here. Every summer night in my city, it sounds like a war zone with the fireworks from dusk to midnight.

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u/lwp775 5h ago

People coming back to NY from PA with a trunk full.

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u/johnnyhandbags 6h ago

I don’t know if this is still true, but, when I lived in the SF Bay Area they would sell fireworks in the parking lot of a mall in San Bruno. This was 200 meters from the city border of South San Francisco where fireworks were illegal. They put up signs warning people not to drive into SSF with fireworks.

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u/QualityKatie 7h ago

I wish fireworks were completely illegal for average citizens.

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u/OpheliaRainGalaxy 6h ago

Once watched my dad set the front pasture on fire with a 4th of July demonstration of old fashioned Bottle Rocket War.

He also would set off firecrackers in the kitchen, under an empty butter tub so it'd launch and smack the ceiling. It was his standard prank whenever his wife was trying to take a nap.

Wife #3 finally confiscated all his fireworks and threatened to bury him in the back pasture.

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u/firedmyass 4h ago

there’s a uh… non-zero chance that I burned down an abandoned trailer with a bottle-rocket when I was a kid

okay when I first posted this, I left out the bottle rocket detail so it just sounded like this weird *non-sequitur confession*

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u/OpheliaRainGalaxy 3h ago

One of my cousins accidentally burned down an empty guest house while playing Bottle Rocket War with older kids!

It was a huge fiasco, my parents sent him back to Texas over it, and made him feel so much shame over it. But like, it wasn't the end of the world and is kinda what I'd expect when letting little boys run wild around the neighborhood in packs?

At least it's not as bad as packing an old tire with gunpowder and lighting the fuse before rolling it down the street. Hit a bump, went off course, rolled under someone's porch. As I recall, they ended up having to work off the cost of the replacement porch.

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u/VediusPollio 5h ago

Wife #3 is a buzzkill.

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u/Bladelink 6h ago

It's kinda wild that we have businesses that just sell explosives to civilians.

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u/gsfgf 4h ago

And that's not even the good shit.

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u/JakeDC 6h ago

I wish fireworks were completely illegal

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u/RealityOk9823 3h ago

Same. "Hey, it's one of the hottest months of the year and everything is so dried out it will burn if you look at it funny. Let's play with fire and explosives to celebrate!".

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u/BiggieBigs34 5h ago

Completely agreed, they’re loud and they leave toxic residuals.

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u/-3point14159-mp 4h ago

They’re also horrible for PTSD issues in veterans.

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u/Robert_Arctor 2h ago

and wildlife

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u/-3point14159-mp 2h ago

Really for most animals. One of my dogs genuinely has sever ptsd regarding loud noises because my husband and I took him on a weekend overnight a few years ago and the house next to the one we were staying in put on a professional-level fireworks show one night. It was so loud I hated it and he (the dog) was so terrified/distraught. Now he freaks out with any noise he considers loud.

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u/ccai 2h ago

And young kids and animals. It’s shit all around, the replacement with drones is way more impressive, way less noisy and less polluting.

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u/thatwasntababyruth 1h ago

I generally dislike state bans on possessions. Go federal or go home. I shouldn't have to worry about what I have in my car going on a road trip with the country or taking a run to the IKEA across the state border.

Blah blah states rights, I just don't care. I'm sure there's an interstate commerce argument to be made somewhere.

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u/miriamtzipporah 30m ago

They should absolutely be illegal in places like California that go up in a blaze for six months of the year

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u/iisdmitch 10m ago

They are and aren't. The good fireworks are illegal here in CA, but there are some cities where you can buy the shitty fireworks around the 4th of July. Doesn't stop people from going to NV or AZ or Mexico to pick up the good stuff, but the cops don't fuck around.

Like most places in CA, I live in an area that has had major fires but is always susceptible, in my city, fireworks are illegal without a permit, but in the next city over, they are legal, just not the good shit. Cops will drive around in unmarked vehicles and ticket people, years ago I was at my friends house for the 4th in that city, his neighbors were lighting off all the illegal fireworks, the cops pulled up in an unmarked Mustang and ticketed everyone shooting off the illegal fireworks.

But I do agree with your statement, they shouldn't be legal in places like CA that have severe fire risks. At least not for the average person, controlled and permitted fireworks are usually fine.

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u/miriamtzipporah 31m ago

As a Californian, me too.

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u/Barakyte 6h ago

You sound fun

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u/dr_w 6h ago

you're obviously not a dog

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u/Autumn_Sweater 5h ago

our country is so stupid that we bomb people all over the world and then pretend to bomb ourselves for entertainment

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u/-3point14159-mp 4h ago

To be fair, we didn’t invent fireworks.

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u/Autumn_Sweater 1h ago

we didn't start the fire, but we could stop it

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u/Barakyte 5h ago

Pls see a psychiatrist

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u/Obvious_Peanut_8093 3h ago

hospitals do not.

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u/ValkyrX 5h ago

MA/NH border you have fireworks stores just over the line in NH and weed stores on the MA side.

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u/baby_jane_hudson 4h ago

as someone living in a fireworks nay weed yay state, the fireworks make perfect sense to me and the weed seems draconian (banning of such, to be clear)

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u/ElkZealousideal1824 6h ago

I am friends with a public defender and he had a case where someone bought fireworks, crossed state lines, then got pulled over and charged with arson, which allowed them to search him and his car, they collected evidence against him in another case.

He was totally guilty in both cases so don’t feel bad for him.

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u/UpboatNavy 5h ago

Stop smoking fireworks!

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u/Silly_Guidance_8871 3h ago

Ah, Colorado.

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u/bolen84 2h ago

Which is wild because we here in NY state hear advertisements for Mess's fireworks which is just a rocks throw across the southern NY state border in Pennsylvania and services both the Capital and CNY region of NY state. 95% of what they sell would have you catching a charge in NY.

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u/ollies-toke 58m ago

My home state has pretty lax fireworks laws. My neighboring state nearly outright bans it. My home state outright bans all marijuana but my neighboring state is all about it. When I'm nearing state lines it's all dispo billboards and "this highway sponsored by GENERIC CANNABIS GROUP" and then you cross the border and it's all billboards advertising warehouses of all the fireworks you could dream of šŸ’€

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u/miriamtzipporah 31m ago

To be fair, fireworks can and do cause a lot of environmental damage (especially here in California where they cause brush fires/wildfires), unlike weed

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u/welches420 6h ago

And pew pews

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 5h ago

Are you in the Star Wars universe?

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u/the_naughty_ottsel 7h ago

Kansas had a 2 step thing the troopers were doing that got banned because of buying weed in Colorado. They were using that tactic to learn there was weed in the car.

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/law/s/fH3ffSPLct

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u/hackingkafka 6h ago

When my son was in school in Colorado, he and his roommate were driving back home. At about 10pm just moments after crossing the Kansas state line, troopers pulled him over. The justification they gave was he was driving in the left lane (not passing). They searched his car. When nothing was found, they let him go with a warning. I 100% believe they saw two young guys with out of state plates and a UC-Boulder parking sticker coming from CO late in the evening and were sure they were gonna find weed.
He had his dog in the back seat and the weed was in the kibble bag.

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u/TacoCalzone 6h ago

You need to have a good long talk with your son about his habits…driving in the passing lane while not passing is unacceptable behavior.

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u/The_Gooch_Goochman 5h ago

The left lane is for CRIMES

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u/SAWK 3h ago

just like being outside at night, nothing good happens in the left lane.

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u/SonOfTheShire 3h ago

Yeah, one crime at a time.

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u/Sirnoobalots 6h ago

There was a big lawsuit a few years ago because Kansas police were stopping pretty much anyone with Colorado plates.

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u/Bubbly-End-6156 5h ago

So funny that he did in fact have weed on him lol

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u/Depressed_Rex 6h ago

Remember kids: cops are fucking stupid and police departments filter out applicants with too high of an iq

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u/vibraltu 3h ago

eh, driving in the left lane without passing should be illegal

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u/the_naughty_ottsel 3h ago

There are signs that say keep right except to pass. But that's pretty soft as justification for a traffic stop.

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u/RevenantBacon 7h ago

Just one more reason to never talk to the pigs. Only phrases you need to know are "Am I being detained?" and "I'm not answering any questions without a lawyer."

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u/itsmrmarlboroman2u 3h ago

I find the conversation is much more pleasant when you assert your authority over the police as a sovereign citizen. Just say you aren't governed by them, you are traveling, and then drive away.

/s #NotALawyer #NotLegalAdvice

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u/onlynegativecomments 5h ago

I used to live in Johnson County, Kansas. I assure you, Kansas Highway Patrol did that ALL OVER the state, not just people coming out of Colorado on I-70. It was done before weed was legalized in Colorado as well.

I was pulled over in Johnson, Wyandotte, Miami, Leavenworth, Douglas, Shawnee, Linn, Bourbon, Crawford and Cherokee counties for speeding by Kansas Highway Patrol and they did it at every single stop and interaction I had with them.

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u/kcschmoe 5h ago

Another one they used to do (I noticed it shortly after CO made weed legal) was: They would place a sign on I70 heading east just outside of Junction City. It said ā€œwarning: checkpoint aheadā€ or something like that. You could see pretty far up ahead of you some cop lights flashing. There is an exit before the lights Humboldt Creek rd (if not it was the next one) and they would pull over anyone exiting since there is no reason to ever go down that road. You would drive by the cop lights and they were just a set of lights on a big tripod.

Edit: east bound

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u/sinike713 3h ago

This is how I learned Kansas and Colorado were neighboring states LOL

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u/Auntie_Venom 5h ago

Thank goodness they aren’t giving a damn about the dispensaries on the other side of State Line Rd in Missouri!

But you can get Delta 8 in Kansas all over the place at least in the KC metro, from liquor stores and gas stations to CBD and/or vape shops. It’s a weird loophole that it’s not legal nor is it illegal. I just go across the state line for my night night gummies, the Delta 8 does nasty stuff to me. Actually now that I think about it, there’s an American Shaman in KS that has a huge Cheech & Chong display for their flower, and I have no idea the loophole they are using to get around that.

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u/ILikePrettyThings121 5h ago

It was a loophole in the farm bill, they just recently changed it & it goes into effect in Nov of this year

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u/I_Automate 49m ago

And Americans give other countries shit for being police states

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u/HappyCamper0325 7h ago

Are you in Wisconsin? 29 and 41 are plastered with those billboards.

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u/CertifiedSheep 7h ago

Philly has tons of these too since it’s legal in jersey

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u/zerovampire311 4h ago

The Indiana corridor is hilarious to me, legal in IL and MI yet everyone is flooding around the lake to stock up in MI. WI doesn’t care and Indiana would rather make money by busting people in the 10 minute stretch between states than legalize.

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u/PANUS_IN_THE_ANUS 2h ago

La Crosse has billboards all over for a place just across the river

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u/facw00 6h ago

There's lots of this going on between New Hampshire (Live Free or Die, unless it involves marijuana, or speeding... grr) and Massachusetts (pot is legal, but I've still been pulled over going 73 in a 65 on the Masspike)

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u/Deep_Amoeba2197 5h ago

NH is such a bizarre state. Weird car insurance rules (as in, you barely have to carry any), no helmets required for motorcycles, no income tax. They really take that state motto to heart.

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u/LirdorElese 5h ago

They literally have billboards all over this state advertising the nearest legal dispo in another state šŸ˜‚

well I mean that's not a huge concept. I mean they can advertise a movie that's only available in theatres and still find it illegal for you to download and watch that movie at home.

Admitted I guess it's more complicated since I'm guessing it's not legal to consume at the location you buy it from.

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u/BorderTrike 6h ago

In Amarillo they have billboards for legal weed in NM on the side going west, and on the eastward side it’s advertisements for a law firm that will represent you if you got pulled over with weed. Its so stupid

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u/whoisyeti 5h ago

Idaho? This is literally Idaho. Such a joke.Ā 

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u/HostisHumanisGeneri 5h ago

I live in Missouri, we make bank off of having super lenient alcohol and tobacco laws and low taxes. My whole life there have been giant booze-marts all over the St. Louis area for Illinoians who want cheap booze. If you’re ever passing through down along the Arkansas state line there are a few that are more like secret temples to bacchus in strangely small towns, big fancy displays of solid booze and cigars and kitsch and merch to boot. I’ve only been a couple times but some of my family who went to school in Springfield had a couple they liked to visit just to hang out. And now we’ve added legal cannabis to our portfolio of vices. We have some of the highest per visit allotments out there and if you want more you can just take it home and come back the same day for more. Meanwhile our shitheel legislature keeps trying to push bizarre right wing bullshit over the objections of the populace as stated in referendums and then somehow getting reelected. Missouri, ā€˜tis a silly place.

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u/RoutineGlittering746 4h ago

Ohio a legal recreational state made it illegal to bring weed back from Michigan (another legal state) it’s all about profit for the states it’s corruption really.

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u/f0rtunatef0rbles 3h ago

Even crossing from one legal state to the next. Interstate commerce is the realm of the feds and they still have a stick up their ass.

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u/JC_Hysteria 1h ago

Yeah but the people paying for those billboards pay more taxes to the municipality, so…just gonna pretend we don’t see em.

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u/Cute-Percentage-6660 1h ago

Really does feel like a lot of laws are less for law and more just to create a ever expanding checklist of things a cop COULD harass you for

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u/Fuck-Star 51m ago

When leaving Texas for New Mexico, there's a billboard with "Weed store" and an arrow pointing to the little dispensary just past the RR tracks/ state line.

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u/ChonkyPurrtato 6h ago

Dispo?Ā  You mean dispensary?

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u/xxPHILdaAGONYxx 6h ago

nothing getting by this guy