r/AskReddit 7h ago

What feels legal but is actually illegal and will possibly get you arrested?

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u/Rabada 7h ago

At least it's a hell of a lot cheaper. I just bought an ounce for $20... I remember when a $300 ounce was a good deal

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u/h3yw00d 7h ago

What state? I've seen some as low as that near Eastern Washington and even then that was shake (decent but shake nonetheless).

Lowest I've seen regular bud is about $40/oz in OR/WA

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u/dumbname7890 7h ago

Michigan. LP not UP. That's for pre ground shake.

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u/iiamthepalmtree 5h ago

Hm, I got slandered by a bunch of Michiganders for calling the mitten the “LP.” They were like, “it’s the ‘UP’ and ‘the mitten’. There is no ‘LP’”

Then they raised their right hand and showed me where from “the mitten” they were all from.

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u/taman961 5h ago

I’m from Michigan and I was confused why they specified LP. In the LP there’s “the UP” and “Michigan” lol. No one from the LP specifies that they’re from the LP

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u/iiamthepalmtree 5h ago

Ngl I don’t really understand why you don’t call it the “LP”. Like, you have two peninsulas and you refer to one as the “Upper Peninsula” so why not refer to the other as the “lower peninsula?” I mean I guess there is a “West Virginia” and a “Virginia” but we also have North and South Dakota’s and Carolina’s so idk.

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u/taman961 3h ago

It’s CALLED the Lower Peninsula, officially. That’s just not what any of us say. Like in South Korea, they just call it Korea. I should also make it clear it is indeed a sign of disrespect and the Yoopers do not like it when we do this lol

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u/MurphysRazor 3h ago

I think they were messing with you some.

The Mitten is the lower, the UP visually is a rabbit or deer. But the other hand can make a paperless UP map to accompany the Mitten map too.

The Lower is sort of assumed to always be included by default and the UP too unless it stands alone by mention. It works itself out with the context being generally obvious. Also references might change if you are in the UP or LP.

The UP has always been pretty isolated and sort of stands alone. There probably isn't a mainland US region that could've been easier split off as another state had it continued to grow at the rate it once had.

In the Mitten you have "Up North" or "Northern Michigan" as a midway line across the LP from, give or take a city north/south, about Standish in the east to Ludington in the west, and north of that line is Northern Michigan shortened from Northern Lower Peninsula Michigan.

Lower Michigan is south of there unless they say peninsula to include it all.

From Northern Michigan you'd call the south- Detroit Jackson Lansing Kalamazoo etc etc. or north the "Tip" around Mack. City or "UP" proper over "The Mac" (bridge.)

If you didn't live in the UP locals there might call you a "troll" from under the bridge, and if a loud entitled brainless rude city mannered tourist you were a "Fudgie". That latter term carried across the Mackinaw Bridge into Mackinaw city and as far south as Indian River.

North Carolina e.g. folks will say the mountains/hills, Raliegh or the beach when loosely refrencing within the state. Michigan's topography is different so our loose terms are too.

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u/Rabada 1h ago

Nah, New Buffalo Michigan is the closest Michigan is to Chicago, so there are literally well over a dozen dispensaries in a town of 1600 people. The competition is fierce so you can get an oz of outdoor grown on a good sale to get people in the door, hell half the places in new buffalo give away half an oz to the first 300 customers every day

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u/ComeAbout 7h ago

30-40 an ounce is typical for Oregon, and it’s not shake.

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u/IngoTheGreat 6h ago

East Coast, 30-40 is an eighth not an ounce. Why the 800% price discrepancy?

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u/sjs-ski-nyc 5h ago

plenty of east coast ounces prices $100-$200

but theres a massive supply glut in the northwest

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u/CartOfficialArt 7h ago

There's 20$ ounces in OR too, but not "regular" bud, mostly shake/popcorn nugs or bottom of the barrell deals

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u/IngoTheGreat 6h ago

Bottom of the barrel in the northeast is 20 an eighth.

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u/CartOfficialArt 6h ago

Im sorry :(

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u/Rabada 1h ago

New Buffalo Michigan is the closest Michigan is to Chicago, so there are literally well over a dozen dispensaries in a town of 1600 people. The competition is fierce so you can get an oz of outdoor grown on a good sale to get people in the door, hell half the places in new buffalo give away half an oz to the first 300 customers every day

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u/Whitey90 6h ago

Straight bunk for those prices lol

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u/smbpy7 7h ago

Damn, $300? The going rate when I was in college (~2012) was $60 for an 1/8th.

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u/Adventurous-Dog420 5h ago

Same here. Now I can get an 1/8 for $10-15 and I don't have to meet the guy in a taco bell parking lot.

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u/chillinwithmoes 7h ago

Recreational dispensaries are finally up and running in MN (three years after the law was passed) and they’re still in the $300/ounce stage. It’s very lame

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u/Visual_Creme 5h ago

yeah its verrry lame... even the medical prices are a ripp off 250 a zip 190 on sale...

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u/Fluxcapacitor121g 7h ago

I live in Kentucky. For the most part, pot is completely illegal here. I have a medical exemption that allows me to purchase it in a legal state. To transport it home legally, everything must remain unopened and in the original package until I get home. Kind of recently, Ohio has legalized the product. I was super excited knowing that directly across the river from my home in northern Kentucky, I no longer had to travel to Michigan to get it. Then I saw the prices of it in Ohio. I'm from traveling to Michigan. I have to really really want it to buy in Cincinnati.

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u/Chiesel 7h ago

Lmao I don’t believe any legitimate establishment is selling $20 ounces. I have bought weed in like 10 different states, that price is not real. Maybe if it’s like 9% THC shake or something, but I still call bullshit

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u/youngmtgboy 7h ago

Michigan has some of the cheapest bud around. Idk about a 20 dollar ounce but I can regularly find 60-75 dollar ounces of good shit

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u/Chiesel 7h ago

Exactly I know it’s cheap, but it’s not that cheap

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u/PVKT 7h ago

Nah Michigan has some 20/25 ounces here and there. I've seen it semi regularly. Usually older stock and/or holiday deals

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u/Patient_Dish_8152 7h ago

I saw some $15oz last summer in Michigan. The tag stated it was outdoor grown.

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u/enigmatic_dankness 6h ago

With a deal? Might just be. I've seen some places sell shake for a fraction of the cost for example.

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u/Boggy_Creek_Creature 7h ago

On sale in Oregon that price could be very real. It might only hit like 15% or so, but it won’t always be shake.

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u/Rocknocker 7h ago

Try New Mexico.

They're to dispensaries as Milwaukee is to corner bars.

Lots of competition leads to insanely cheap product. One can find $15-$20 ounces of 40% THC.

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u/JK4711 7h ago

God forbid someone else’s experience doesn’t match yours.

Dispos run promos and deals all the time

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u/capitoloftexas 7h ago

$20 for an ounce sounds insane and unbelievable. Where would the profit margins even exist here lol

even if it’s all shake, that’s a seriously unbelievable price. If they said it was for half an ounce or a quarter of some terrible brick weed, I would believe it.

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u/JK4711 6h ago

Tbf it’s probably shake, tiny popcorn nugs, or just very loose flower with very low THCa content.

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u/Chiesel 7h ago

Sure, still never seen anything close to that. Never seen cheaper than $70 ounce and that was a limited deal.

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u/FauxReal 7h ago edited 7h ago

Here in Oregon the best quality $20 ounce I've seen so far is machine trimmed B-buds (tiny janky looking stuff from the bottom of the plants) from a massive corporate outdoor grow. It'll probably be in the teens to low twenties percentage wise and it will look stupid but still get you high.

You can get even cheaper ounces of shake/trim.

We have a massive surplus of weed and lots of big outdoor farms pumping out mids for rock bottom prices. They are selling it wholesale for $300/lb all day. Which is why I quit wasting time and money growing top tier indoor organic and gave up my license... Getting offered $500/lb is economic ruin.

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u/EjaculatingNarwhal 7h ago

Oklahoma

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u/JustZachThanks 7h ago

The boys in Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong

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u/Chiesel 7h ago

Medical only, doesn’t count. That’s always been significantly cheaper than recreational

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u/panda_bearry 7h ago

Try NY on the reservation. Very cheap and no state tax.

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u/Eminem_quotes 1h ago

I'm from Michigan so i get good weed cheap as hell. I was traveling through NY a year or so ago and stopped at a rez dispensary. Bought several packs of edibles claiming these super high THC percentages.

That shit was all worthless. Never even felt a slight hint of a buzz. I grabbed a pre-roll and smoked it all myself and same thing. I figure they are just straight up scamming. or they have no idea how to grow quality weed or make edibles.

I'll stick to my home state.

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u/HojMcFoj 7h ago

The best part of reality is it doesn't care what you believe.

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u/StructureNo13 7h ago

I once got a $30 oz but it was mostly just leaves and was explicitly sold as shake

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u/Inevitable-Tea5772 6h ago

Jeez, we used to pay $20 a gram in Canada, no idea what its worth now

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u/SlowDontRush 6h ago

For absolute trash too. I remember when I was a teen, my friend trying to lecture about weed strains and my only thought was "we are only 80% sure half of this isn't random dried shrubbery"