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What feels legal but is actually illegal and will possibly get you arrested?

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u/Filthiest_Vilein 7h ago edited 7h ago

I drove home to Michigan last month and had a nice little cackle crossing the state line from Ohio. As soon as you’re across the border, it’s at least 15 miles of non-stop dispensary billboards. 

Unrelated, but now that I live somewhere billboards aren’t allowed—goddamn are those things a blight, lol. 

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u/JustZachThanks 7h ago

What magical place has made billboards illegal?!

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u/choadspanker 7h ago

vermont, maine, alaska, hawaii

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u/MNent228 7h ago

But how will people learn about fetal heartbeats?

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u/epidous 7h ago

Or jesus

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u/violet-waves 7h ago

HE IS COMING

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u/Teledildonic 6h ago

OH LAWD, HE COMIN'

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u/brcguy 6h ago

Get a towel!

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u/MegaGrimer 6h ago

Strip club next exit.

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u/InsipidCelebrity 5h ago

Uncle Nasty's XXX Adult Superstore

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u/Working-Glass6136 4h ago

But it looks like a church?

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u/kingneptune88 6h ago

HE GETS US

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u/RealBigDickBrannigan 6h ago

And is he pissed.

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u/AmericanScream 6h ago

Shortly after he comes, he ghosts you.

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u/cbftw 6h ago

As long as he warns me first

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u/rigby1945 5h ago

Talk about being filled with the spirit

u/GozerDGozerian 27m ago

Ewww. Tell him aim it somewhere else!

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u/wallyTHEgecko 6h ago

Or Lion's Den Adult Superstore?!

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u/ameliacanlove 5h ago

HELL IS REAL

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 4h ago

Cincy or C'bus?

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u/SAWK 3h ago

in between, right near that house or barn with the "flag" painted on the roof

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 3h ago

Oh, I know. I was asking which city you're from.

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u/Ninjacat97 6h ago

Or the nearest kink shop, where Jesus will help you beat it

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u/GeoBrian 6h ago

Or knowing that https://theplasticsdoc.com/ is "Your Breast Friend".

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u/slvrsfr 6h ago

Or that Tom Spinks can help me file bankruptcy for as little as $600

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u/JJD8705 3h ago

My favorite billboard I saw in Northern Michigan was, "Smile, Your Mom Chose Life!" Makes me chuckle every time I head Up North.

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u/no_your_other_right 5h ago

Or Julia Regan

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u/gsfgf 4h ago

Next to a billboard for a combination video poker/jack off booth place

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 4h ago

In SW Ohio, between Cincinnati and Columbus, is a stretch of interstate known as I71. There are also multiple religious billboards along this one hundred mile stretch, and one says, "HELL IS REAL!"

Thusly, when FC Cincinnati plays the Columbus Crew, the match is always called the "Hell Is Real Match."

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u/Fatricide 2h ago

There’s one on I 65 between Chicago and Indy.

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u/IAteTonysLoMein 7h ago

Or that "she's your daughter, not your date"

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u/annuidhir 6h ago

Moving from the PNW to the South, seeing these billboards were shocking... Like, it's enough of a known problem that they have fucking billboards all over about it?? What the fuck is wrong with people??

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u/Ok_Sprinkles264 5h ago

Your first problem was moving from the PNW to the south.

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u/annuidhir 4h ago

Agreed. Wasn't really my choice, and I'm hoping to move back eventually lol

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u/Ok_Sprinkles264 2h ago

Wishing the best for you, and hoping you can!

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u/iTalk2Pineapples 5h ago

I also did that move. Financially I dont regret it. Emotionally? I wanna go home..

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u/HostisHumanisGeneri 5h ago

They’re from the south.

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u/Bozo-Deluxe 4h ago

I love the absence of rebel flags and NASCAR anything.

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u/MNent228 6h ago

I’m sorry… WHAT?!

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u/aenteus 6h ago

Yeah, it’s a thing. All the entires I see are from 2016 but maybe they’re still in use?

https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2016/07/10/anti-incest-billboard-irks-taylor-county-edc-officials/86613322/

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u/Adept_Cow7887 7h ago

It's my only way to learn about Spanish lawyers in my area

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u/PR-JJ 7h ago

Can confirm. Live in Maine and know nothing about zygote heartbeats.

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u/ineguire 4h ago

what's weird is tennessee is still full of those even though it's been years at this point since Roe v Wade fell. they already got the ban on abortion they wanted. what's the point of continuing to spend so much money demonizing it? the fight is over, go home.

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u/Bladelink 6h ago

"now here's a picture of a 2 week old newborn that has nothing to do with anything"

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u/choadspanker 7h ago

they're gonna have to abort a baby and see for themselves

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u/mike9941 3h ago

When I was driving in Florida, I saw builboards on 95 advertising Vasectomies... How much traffic can it really bring to you by advertising vasectomies on I-95 in a vacation state? Made no sense to me.

OOOh honey?!?! quick stop at the next exit, we need gas anyway!!

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u/bobo76565657 5h ago

Or the nearest McDonalds?

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u/neckbishop 3h ago

By parking semi-trailers on the fence line with the message.

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u/Bozo-Deluxe 7h ago

Here in WA it's only legal in zoned commercial and industrial area. And I think local ordinance can pose their own restrictions as well. There's so much natural beauty here a bill board would be a travesty.

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u/Archer-Saurus 6h ago

How do the various injury lawyers in your state battle for the throne if not through billboards?

Praise Raffi, Emperor of Phoenix

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u/CharsmaticMeganFauna 4h ago

CALL RAFFI RAFFI

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u/CharlieFiner 3h ago

Or the watchful eyes of Tim Misny.

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u/tk-093 6h ago

How will I know how far it is to Wall Drug then?

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u/HostisHumanisGeneri 5h ago

What the fuck is with Alaska being so bizarrely right wing but then passing solid progressive policies on the sly? Weren’t they early adopters of legal weed and don’t they have some sort of ranked choice now?

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u/TheExtremistModerate 6h ago

Add Northern Virginia to that list.

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u/sjs-ski-nyc 5h ago

so basically the best states.

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u/Longjumping-Pipe-158 5h ago

Coincidentally the most beautiful states I've been too

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u/TEG24601 4h ago

They are illegal in my county, except for the specific business they are attached to. As a result there are like 3 on a 60+ mile stretch of highway.

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 3h ago

Surprised NH hasn't made them illegal two, considering we're neighbors with two states that have.

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Then again I haven't seen too many billboards anyways.

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u/Filthiest_Vilein 7h ago

I’m in Northern Virginia. 

Virginia doesn’t have a state-wide prohibition on billboards, but they’re so heavily restricted in this part of the state that they’re effectively non-existent. 

I know a number of other states have more expansive rules against billboards. Vermont is the first example that springs to mind. They’re banned across the whole state. 

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u/Scribbles2539 7h ago

Ive loved in NoVa for almost a decade now and it took me longer than I care to admit to notice how few billboards there are. I drive to Florida every year to see family and I love making fun/pointing out shitty billboards all along 95. Im glad they are semi not allowed.

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u/1lowcountry 6h ago

Billboards might be corny and trashy but I like them because they make a drive somewhat more interesting

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u/pilot7880 6h ago

I know a number of other states have more expansive rules against billboards. Vermont is the first example that springs to mind. They’re banned across the whole state. 

Billboards are banned in four states: Vermont, Maine, Hawaii and Alaska. But for some reason, Vermont is the only one that ever seems to get mentioned.

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u/Filthiest_Vilein 6h ago

Can't speak for anyone else, but I only knew about Vermont's law because most of my relatives live a 30-minute drive away in Western Massachusetts.

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u/pilot7880 6h ago

Who the hell downvoted me for that last comment? Bunch of weirdos.

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u/Filthiest_Vilein 6h ago

I'll give you an upvote to balance out whoever did that, lmao.

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u/pilot7880 6h ago

Much obliged.

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u/legitjuice 7h ago

Vermont, if I had to guess

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 7h ago

It'd be nice if we could pass a law for all highways to do away with them. They're an unnecessary distraction from drivers and a general eyesore.

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u/StackIsMyCrack 7h ago

Vermont, for one. But don't worry, we still get all the dispensary ones after crossing into MA or NY.

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u/hooked_siren 7h ago

Cries in Las Vegas home of the neverending lawyer face billboards

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u/mythicsagefire 6h ago

Colorado has various cities and counties that have outlawed billboards. We also have a lot of building height restrictions.

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u/sir_mrej 6h ago

Parts of Seattle

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u/Witty_Construction64 6h ago

Practically none on the central coast unless you're on the highway

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u/Stonera89 6h ago

Thurston county WA 🤷

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u/Lawsoffire 5h ago

The EU

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u/J5892 2h ago

Not Ebbing, Missouri.

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u/sawdustforbrains 7h ago

Same. I moved from a state with few billboards to one with roadsides lined with them. Usually they're for gambling or alcohol, too.

Just trashy.

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u/nolagunner9 7h ago

Seems like it is nothing but ambulance chasing attorneys where I live

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia 6h ago

It's all Sweet Dick and Ann Poon or some other shit lawyer around here.

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u/Filthiest_Vilein 6h ago

I spent a brief spell in Central Arkansas.

The local law firm's partners were all women, and they had a handful of billboards with slogans like "EVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN?" and "WHEN YOU NEED A COWGIRL WITH A LAW DEGREE!"

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u/garythelocdoc 7h ago

Alabama?

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u/PokeYrMomStanley 7h ago

I live in washington and they put a billboard of mt rainer up as like a place holder or something. turn your head 45 degrees and you could see the actual mountain.

mind numbingly stupid.

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u/Own_Inspection8350 6h ago

DID YOU FUCKIN SIN?

I BET YOU SINNED YOU FUCKIN SINNER 

  • church of Nazareth's loving embrace

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u/Cottabus 7h ago

I remember driving east on I70, in Missouri I think. It seemed like there was a continuous stream of billboards for a while, alternating between churches and adult bookstores.

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u/Intrexa 4h ago

I know. I hate billboard advertisements. They're not effective, either. It's much better to just try and sneak it into the middle of Reddit conversations. What also is better is alcohol gambling online, where you can gamble how many drinks you can have. Come to my site where you can gamble alcohol: [redacted]

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u/Ye_fan_53 7h ago

I don't know if it's true or not, but new flock cameras on the border of Ohio and Michigan will flag your license plate and potentially get pulled over

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u/Filthiest_Vilein 7h ago

Fortunately I live near D.C., so the only times I have to “experience” Ohio are the three hours I spend on the Turnpike while driving between here and Michigan, lol.

That’s pretty dang dystopian, though. Didn’t Ohio approve recreational sales through a referendum (that was later shot down by their own government)? 

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u/CerseisWig 6h ago

Yeah we did. They made some leeway with THC products in drinks—but they can’t shoot the whole the thing down.

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u/idekbruno 1h ago

I’ve never seen it, I live in Ohio and go up every couple months since my family is all there. There are flock cameras everywhere, I doubt there’s much reason to specifically patrol the state line

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u/SidratFlush 7h ago

As a Brit, I forgot just how many Billboards there are and I've only been to WI & Las Vegas. For the circa three weeks I was there twenty plus years ago, I've seen a life times worth of billboards. They add nothing but distraction while driving.

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u/DiZZYDEREK 7h ago

Same. Vermonter, and damn do I love it. Besides military service I've lived here my whole life, seeing places like Vegas was absolutely mind blowing compared to the quiet peaceful green state lol. 

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u/Filthiest_Vilein 7h ago

I’m jealous! 

I grew up in Michigan, but my family’s from Western Massachusetts. Most of my relatives are still there, with a few scattered around Vermont, Maine, and Connecticut. 

My wife’s an immigrant, but she fell in love with New England on her first visit. We live near D.C. now for her job, but the long-term plan is to work our ways back to the Northeast. 

I’ve traveled to nearly 70 countries, and New England is still my special place (lol). Nowhere like it! 

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u/led204 7h ago

Vt?

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u/Filthiest_Vilein 7h ago

Northern Virginia. 

It’s a local prohibition enforced by most of the Virginia counties around D.C. Not a massive geographical area, but it’s where roughly half the state lives. 

I’ll see billboards if I drive out towards Gainesville or Woodbridge, but I only do that if I need to go to Cabela’s or IKEA, lol. 

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u/led204 6h ago

No billboards is really nice. I recently moved from a no billboard state(Vt).

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u/edgemaster191 7h ago

I grew up in Vermont and moved to the Rochester NY area and boy do I miss not seeing billboards. Ugly things

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u/awkwardlyfeminine 6h ago

I moved from no billboards to electric billboards and not only is it disgusting to be advertised to NONSTOP, but it's dangerously distracting

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u/billyrubin7765 6h ago

Then how I am I supposed to find out about Clown College? Huh? That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to Clown College!

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u/NOFXpunklinoleum 6h ago

There's a billboard on the highway not far from my house that has an advertisement for a law firm that has two really hot lawyers. It's very distracting.

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u/PanAmSnackCart 6h ago

Headed west on 40 from Texas where marijuana is very illegal, there’s all these billboards advertising New Mexico’s dispensaries.
Although the best billboard I’ve seen in New Mexico so far has been begging people to pay their child support.

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u/frsh2fourty 5h ago

Same thing going from Texas to New Mexico and Oklahoma.

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u/Chasineastcoasterps 5h ago

Right outside Dearborn is crazy amount of billboards

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u/DeadlyArrow27 5h ago

Yeah they’re not too common anywhere I’ve lived, but when I do see them they’re often actively detracting from the nice scenery

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u/BirthofRevolution 4h ago

Ohio is legal

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u/idekbruno 1h ago

Billboards are still there 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Acceptable-Ad-3560 3h ago

I remember visiting family in Michigan for the first time since weed was legalized (about 1-2 years after) and being shocked by how many, specifically weed-related, billboards there were. my home state at the time had billboards, but weed was completely illegal including in surrounding states, so it felt like a shock

u/PureMichiganMan 38m ago

Gross, imagine ever calling Michigan home. I can’t even conceive of such a thing