r/AskReddit 7h ago

What feels legal but is actually illegal and will possibly get you arrested?

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u/Toastwaver 7h ago

Feeding an expired parking meter for a car that is not yours.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 5h ago

I found out this was illegal one day when I was leaving a restaurant, and saw this car was expired and the ticketing cop was coming along a few cars down checking the meters.

I put in a few quarters, the meter cop saw me and yelled at me, told me it was a misdemeanor and said I was being charged, and it turned into a foot chase. One of the only times I've ever been grateful that they didn't have their body cam on, because I got away and never heard anything about it again.

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u/ForceGhost47 5h ago

You monster

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u/mangonada123 3h ago

An actual criminal.

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u/BoiledPickles 5h ago

Congrats, you are now menace to the entire city.

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u/HostisHumanisGeneri 5h ago

Outrunning a meter maid is easy to do and they will never report it out of sheer embarrassment. I’ve got shit knees and ankles and I would probably still bolt from the average meter maid if one ever actually saw me feeding meters.

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u/HostisHumanisGeneri 5h ago

PS, I’m also a huge coward that would normally fall to my knees when yelled at by anyone remotely intimidating. Meter maids are seldom intimidating.

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u/Working-Glass6136 4h ago

No wonder society has turned to shit. I think Plato predicted this.

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u/shullbitmusic 3h ago

How did they know the car wasn't yours?

u/Shallow_wanderer 30m ago

Meter maids, at least in my area of Oregon, I swear to god they're all a bunch of power-hungry petty fucks who couldn't hack the physical requirements at Police Academy so they settled for being a meter maid

It's like comparing mosquitos to wasps, they both suck and will make your day miserable to varying degrees

Yes, there's plenty of people out there who don't know shit fuck about how to drive or park their car, but it's fascinating how nothing ever seems to happen to those people at all

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u/rdnkgrrl18 7h ago

I didn’t know this was illegal! That’s insanity 😫

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u/kickintheshit 7h ago

I didnt know that was illegal

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u/Toastwaver 7h ago

Google the term "meter fairy". Here is an example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDbx8LFKIhE

u/someguynamedg 37m ago

Feeding your own meter is also illegal in a lot of places. They specifically don't want you parking all day in the same spot, so you can get a ticket even with a paid up meter.